Would you Rather?: Costco Edition 2

Several years ago, I wrote a post asking “Would you rather?” questions about Costco (Would you Rather?: Costco edition). I said I  would do another round at some point. Given how much I enjoy this game and thinking of ridiculous choices, I’m amazed it has taken me this long. So, it is definitely time for Round 2 of Would you Rather?: Costco Edition.

Would you rather:

1. …be locked *inside* Costco for 5 days or *locked out* of Costco for five months?

2. …work in the bakery wearing a snowsuit, hat, warm gloves, and boots or in the butcher area wear a T-shirt, shorts, and sandals?

3. …have Costco pay for your wedding including ring but require that is held in Costco and catered by Costco or plan your own wedding but have to pay for it?

4. …be named “Costco Kirkland” (and no going by initials!) and have a free membership and free shopping at Costco for life or keep your name but be banned from membership?

5. …have a designated parking space but it’s the one farthest from the store or take your chances each time?

6. …be held up in line because the customer in front of you is paying in pennies and counting them out or because the person getting milk before you is checking the expiration date on every carton?

7. …be given a free membership for a year but have to go at least once a month dressed as a chicken or pay for your membership but dress like a human?

8. …have a Costco 10 minutes away and accessible by public transportation that only carries 1/4 of the regular items or a Costco two hours away with double the amount of items?

9. …work as a sample server and dig through the container of jellybeans to fulfill each members’ flavor requests or count exactly 27 pieces of rice to put in each sample cup?

10….sing show tunes loudly as you shop or have “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” on repeat from the speakers the entire time you are in the store?

Any others? I’m hoping to write part three much sooner than it took me to write part two! These are fun!