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While I was sleeping: The I hate EVERYTHING edition

Aug 2, 2013
2 min read

VOTE FOR KYLA USOC Athlete of the month. FIXED

I pride myself on being a real baseball fan.  I come early, never leave my seat during a game and I NEVER leave a game early.  I mock those people that leave  games early and if you are ever at The Fens and hear someone lecturing people about how they will miss the 5 run comeback in the 9th inning if they leave in the 8th that will be me.  Well it would have been me before Thursday night. I wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite.

 You see Thursday night I let a whiny 30 something year old man guilt me into leaving in the 8th inning.  He was “tired” and had to get up in the morning so after 3 innings of listening to this I agreed to leave I mean we were losing by 5 runs at that point and its not like my team has 10 OTHER WALK OFF WINS this season or anything.

So why do I write this? NEVER AGAIN will I take anyone but my BFF’s to the Fens. I think I need a drink (The good news is I got flowers today and an apology. One I will be milking for the rest of his GOD GIVEN LIFE.:)

So while I was sleeping shit happened that I really don’t give a flying **** about (I’m bitter and this might be for awhile) Sympathy is welcome.

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Someone made a video for the gymnast retiring after the Chinese National Games which happen ?????? Goodbye Jiang Yuyuan You will be missed.

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Octavian Bellu (Who I bet never left a baseball game early) did an interview for a Romanian Newspaper and the Couch Gymnast translated it. I call Bellu, Bela part 2 because he is just as big of a bully as the late , great Bela Karolyi.

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The big news while I was AT THE FENS FOR ONLY 8 INNINGS was Chellsie coming back out of retirement to compete in power tumbling. I honestly know nothing about this sport but Chellsie does what Chellsie wants so here we go.


 
 
 

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