Theme: CARRazzies; Week: Feb 27-Mar 5/15

It’s finally here folks! Today Hollywood, yea the world, is celebrating the great movies of 2014. But what about the reeking pile of rancid celluloid that gets overlooked year after year? Why can’t terrible movies get their recognition?

Well this is your chance! It’s the CARRAZZIES 2015!*

Here’s how to vote: I pray to God that none of you have been subjected to this week’s nominees, so simply 1) read the plot description for each nominee below, 2) decide which one would be the most effective use of torture on you if held captive at Guantanamo Bay, and 3) give that bad boy a vote!

*There is an already established website that gives such awards. So I guess they DO get their recognition, but this is my version and it’s based on the IMDb bottom 100. And it’s a much better award, don’t you think?