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The Zinger And His Zongs
I have decided to expand my radio career into a burgeoning recording career as a Zinger Zongwriter. Being a Radio Jock is fine, but I want to pursue an immense talent in songwriting and an even more astounding skill as a singer. It was going to be a private pursuing of my passion, but due to insistent public clamor, I will share to the general public my musical gems, my symphonic jewels. So…without further pomp, pageantry and fanfare…here are my Zongs…
Album Title: “The Zinger And His Zongs”
“Dangerous Thoughts”
“Dangerous thoughts
I do not need these dangerous thoughts
These thoughts are dangerous
Oooh…very very scary
Dangerous thoughts
Thoughts they are, thoughts they are…thoughts…dangerous”
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“Lambing Ng Kambing”
“Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Do not make me a caldereta
Do not make me papaitan
Meh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Lambing ng kambing meh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh”
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“Love Me”
“Love me
You have a choice
Only two
It’s forever or never
Forever or never
Nothing in between
Coz in between you don’t win
You lose
You become a loser
Forever or never
And nothing in between
Remember that, remember that
Final…over…infinity…yeah”
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“Pepper Crusher”
“Why do you like to hurt me?
Why do you like to crush my heart?
Like you do pepper in a crusher
A pepper crusher
My heart is not a pepper in a pepper crusher
No, it’s really so spicy”
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“Naughty Monkey”
“I wanna spank the monkey
Unless it’s as big as King Kong
I wanna spank the monkey
Especially if he’s been naughty
Naughty-ty-ty-ty-ty
Monkey-key-key-key-key
Naughty-ty-ty Monkey-key
I wanna spank the monkey
unless it’s as big as King Kong
I was wrong”
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Since I can’t get the .aif files to play on wordpress, and I don’t know how to convert .aif to mp3, you can just download the zongs for free. Just click on the link.
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