The Top Ten Worst Answers To A Question

I remember when I was a new DJ on radio, I got to interview a now iconic band, but who were, at that time, just newbies.  They were for me the absolute worst interviewees.  I couldn’t get a straight answer from any of them!  Each question I ask, they would deflect with an intentionally stupid answer, obviously not taking it seriously.  I understand that they were doing it to appear cool, but of course they succeeded at my expense.  Unfortunately for me, I played the role of jester to the eventual rock royalty.

June 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Worst Answers To A Question

1. Jorik – (during a beauty contest) Host: “What is the youth’s worst problem?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “What about drugs?” Contestant: “Ang mahal eh!”

2. Paul Ignatius/Myckle Mouse – Q: “Bakit di ka pumasok?” A: “Absent ako eh.”

3. Gracia – One time the doctor asked me: “Bakit walang pasyente?” I answered: “Baka nagkasakit…”

4. Whoabanana – Call center agent: “Sir, is that G as in golf?” Caller: “No, G as in Gebra!”

5. Mjoots – One time I texted someone: “Anong ginagawa mo?” Ang sagot: “Eto, sinasagot text mo.”

6. Whoabanana – One time someone asked me: “What would you do if you had money to burn?” I answered: “I’d burn the money?”

7. Sasha Purse – Q: “Bakit dalawa yang puto mo?” A: “Yung isa, puto copy!”

8. Ajienaissant – I met a friend whose name I forgot. Friend: “Do you remember me?” Me: “Of course!” Friend: “Sige nga, what’s my name?” Me: “Secret…”

9. Jeff M – Q: “What are you doing?” A: “I’m doing my best.”

10. Mjoots – Apo: “Lola, nagmahal na po ba kayo ng lubos?” Lola: “Eh ano naman kung magmahal ang pulbos?”

11. Pinkiepixie – One time I told a friend: “Ang lamig no?” She anwered: “Oo nga, ang tahimik.”

12. Kyogz – Q: “Ano sa palagay mo?” A: “Hindi ako mapalagay.”

13. Babyprincess/Astroboy – Everytime people ask me: “Kumusta lovelife?” I always answer: “Eto, tulad mo, hindi maganda…”

14. Camilla Rosa – I work in HR. One time I asked an applicant: “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?” She answered: “Siguro ma’am ako ang papalit sa inyo.”

15. Jude Lawyer – During interrogation, I asked the “victim”: “Nung mino-molestiya ka ng nasasakdal, bakit hindi ka sumigaw?” Her answer: “Kasi po naghahalikan kami.”

16. Gracia – At the meat section I asked: “Anong parte nalang ang meron?” The guy answered: “Bipnik.” I asked: “Ano yun?” He answered: “Liig ng baka.”

17. Oscar Dela Hopia – Wife: “Gusto mo bang magpadagdag ako ng boobs?” Husband: “Wag na, okay na sa kin yung dalawa.”

18. Boncedrick – Our prof went to a resort and asked: “What types of rooms do you have?” Staff: “We have hell side and bitch side.” (hillside and beachside)

19. Blitzkrieg – One time at a resto, we asked the waitress: “Meron kayong mamon?” She answered: “May softdrinks kami…”

20. Greg – We asked a waitress: “Anong lasa ng fried chicken niyo?” She answered: “Lasang manok…na pinrito.”

21. French Fry – I once asked a waitress: “Puwede isang chicken satay?” She answered: “Yuck.”

22. Manong Driver – Q: “Kelan ang birthday mo?” A: “Taon-taon.”

23. Joe – At Divisoria, I noticed a lot of bandaritas. So I asked one saleslady: “Miss para saan yung bandaritas?” She answered: “Malapit na kasi eh.” I asked: “Ang alin?” She answered: “Ewan.”

24. Maphaj – I once asked our driver: “Kumakain ka ng crab?” He answered: “Yung luto.”

25. Febkinse – Doc: “Umubo ka.” (umubo ang pasyente) Doc: “Ubo ulit.” (umubo ulit) Doc: “Isa pa.” (Umubo ulit) Patient: “Doc, ano po sakit ko?” Doc: “May ubo ka.”