The Top Ten Titles For A Self-Help Book

I was never really into self-help books. So I have never Chicken Souped my soul no matter how down in the dumps I was. I just sulked, my standard response to anything tragic in my life. I didn’t really have the time to read a book as my world was falling apart. A common target for comics, self-help books have been vilified mainly for the many hacks who’ve proliferated the genre that’s just asking for it.

October, 26, 2009 → The Top Ten Titles For A Self-Help Book

1. Mr. Vader – (for people who can’t spell) “For Better Speling, Reed This Nao!”Big Bruno – “A Guide To Gooder English”

2. No name – “Ispeling Be”

3. Mr. Vader – (for people who can’t spell) “For Better Speling, Reed This Nao!”

4. No name – “Women are from Venus, Gays are from Uranus”

5. 6th Sick Sheik – (for women with small boobs) “Making Mountains Out Of Molehills”

6. Mumra The Ever Living – (for advanced debate) “Be A Master Debater”

7. Enaira – “For Complete Closure, Start With Your Legs”

8. No name – “How To Be Decisive (Read It Now, Or Read It Later)”

9. Young Indy – “Breastmilk Is Best For Babies, Better For Daddies”

10. Zapenathpaneah – (for midgets) “Aim High!”

11. Unpalined Ride – (for impotent men) “Die Hard”

12. Iceage – “Por Feofle With Fee Ep Depect”

13. Spongkilicious – “Clench (How To Treat Premature Ejaculation)”

14. Abernathy – “Sa Wakas! (A Guide To Coming Out Of The Closet)”

15. Black Shopao – “Tongue Twisters (How To Make A Girl Come)”

16. Hpmer Singson – “My Self-Help Book (And Mine Too!): A Guide For Schizophrenics”

17. Reichen – “Choking The Chicken And Spanking The Monkey (A Guide To Animal Training)”

18. Suresh – “Kung Walang Gumagalaw, Kamayin Mo!”

19. Specialist – “Exploring Uranus (Probing Where You Haven’t Before)”

20. Forg – “It’s Not A Real Farm! (A Guide For Facebook Addicts)”

21. Cabelito – “Hidden Blows (Boxing For Closet Queens)”

22. Mumra The Ever-Living – “Dyslexics Untie!”

23. Techie Canochie – “Get A Grip (A Guide To ‘Self-Help’) “

24. Techie Canochie – “If You Have A Lithp, Read Thith”

25. No name – “Kaligayahan Mo, Nasa Kamay Mo: The Art Of Master Baking”