The Top Ten Things You’d Do If You Could Travel Through Time

Many time travel movies fail mainly when it comes to messing around with the space time continuum.  Loopholes galore, with every movie that tackles time travel.  It’s a tricky concept because nobody has traveled through time so we don’t really know what effects, if any, would a time traveler have on the continuum.  Okay, I think I just nerdified what was supposed to be a fun topic.

August 18, 2009 → The Top Ten Things You’d Do If You Could Travel Through Time – Sent in by: Mr. Perk, Alab, and Specialist

1. Mac – I’d travel back to the 70’s, bring my PSP, and be the coolest boy in the world!

2. Mang Jose – I’d travel back to see what would’ve happened if I said yes to the band asking me to do lead vocals for them back in college, the band that would go on to later become Orange & Lemons.

3. Tyler Durton – I’d travel forward to see who’d I eventually end up with, my wife or my mistress.

4. Boknoi – Because my mom invested so much in finding Yamashita’s treasure, I’d travel back to once and for all see where Yamashita buried his treasure.

5. Gio – I’d travel back and NOT bully that little boy who still hates me now as an adult to this very day.

6. Mark – I’d been having recurring memories of being molested as a child. My brain blocked the memories so much that I remember the acts, but not the identity of the perpetrator. I’d go back to finally put a name and face to the crimes.

7. No name – I’d travel back to prehistoric times, kill a butterfly, then travel forward back to the present to see if the “butterfly effect” is true.

8. SPY Shadow – I’ll go back to the early 70s and try to save my japanese spitz, Trinket, from being gang-raped by askals.

9. No name – I’d go back to the time when my boyfriend was still a baby so I could hold him in my arms and take care of him even for a few minutes.

10. Akel – I’d go back and warn my mom right after she first met my dad.  I’d warn her about him and tell her they’d eventually break up because he’d cheat on her over and over.

11. No name – I’d go back to ancient times to check for myself if Alexander the Great was really bisexual.

12. Dru – I’d go back pre-1997 and release a book about a certain boy wizard who had a lightning scar on his forehead.

13. Terryaki – I’d go back just 10 minutes ago, and turn left on Ayala. I missed my turn because I was busy listening to you guys!

14. Gopher – I’d bring my camera and go back to the greatest events of ancient history and take photos of such historical events as the parting of the Red Sea or Cleopatra at her peak.

15. El Toro – I’d go back and warn my fallen mistahs of the dangers during missions that eventually took their lives. It’s so hard to see the families they left behind suffering because of their deaths.

16. RVincent – I’d travel forward to April 26, 2012 to our impening wedding to see what could go wrong, so I could fix them now to prevent them from happening later.

17. Manoy Joe – I’d go back to Hilter’s time and shave off that silly mustache while he slept.

18. Sephulturero – I’d travel forward to see if I’d end up with someone amazing, so I could take comfort in the fact that all this waiting will eventually be worth it.

19. Quiddy – I’d travel back to June 27, 2000 and stop my then fiance from riding his motorbike which would lead to an accident that would end his life.

20. Paul Ignatius – I’d go back to that very instant when the iceberg hit the Titanic, just to see how it really was, then travel forward again right before I fall into the water myself.

21. No name – I would stop Chapman from shooting Lennon.

22. No name – I’d go back to that day that I got pregnant and tell myself: “Wear a condom, stupid!”

23. No name – I’d like to go back to the time when I was 1 year old, when my mom left us. Until now that I’m 29, I still have no idea what happened.

24. Maximo/Gotgot – I’d travel back to see the winning lotto numbers, then travel back again, just early enough to bet on them.

25. Norma Jean – I’d travel back to the crucifixion, to see how Jesus really looked like and see how he died for our sins.

26. Specialist – I’d go back to when I was grade 6 to see what would’ve happened if I pushed through with my showbiz career after I auditioned for “Ang TV”.

27. Madhatter – I’d go back to February 14, 2007 and ask a doctor to spend the night at our house. So he would be there to save my dad who will have a heart attack later that night.