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The Top Ten Things To Say If You Fell In Love With An “Enemy”
Enemy could mean someone who’s always sought out your downfall, maybe a childhood bully, maybe a competitor in the industry you’re in, maybe feuding family members in a clan war, anyone you’d consider an enemy. Personally, the few people I can’t stand, I cannot imagine falling for. Unless they’re really REALLY hot…which they’re not. But for the sake of argument that it DID happen, that would be such a mind f*ck.
December 18, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say If You Fell In Love With An “Enemy”
Mojacko – “Dahil binackstab mo ko, titirahin din kita sa likod!”
Young Indy – “Dati pag pinaputukan mo ko, umiilag ako. Ngayon pag pinaputukan mo ko, sasaluhin ko.”
Marioh Caryo – “Maaabot ko pala ang langit mula sa impiyernong tulad mo.”
Khakie86 – “I’m ready to fight…for our feelings.”
Mariang Makiling – “I hate that I love you.”
Estong Cruize – “This is no longer a gun in my pocket…I’m just happy to see you.”
No name – “Suko na ko! Mahal na kita eh…”
Lockon Stratos – “Masarap mag-away, kasi masarap din magbati.”
Jedi Mstr – “Making up after a bad fight is a LONG and HARD process.”
Robocop – “Sige, pag lumapit ka pa…ipuputok ko to!”
Young Indy – “Dati, kandila ang tinitirik mo para sa akin, ngayon mata mo na ang tumitirik.”
No name – “You shot me. Straight through the heart.”
No name – “You are the tomorrow that I feared and hated yesterday.”
Chefchefan – “Papatayin kita! Sa sarap…”
Shampoo88 – “I said I’d NEVER fall in love with you. I ate my words, now I’m going to do the same to you.”
Dennis Pinch – “Talaga palang masarap ang bawal.”
Mr. Perk – “Let’s make love, not war.”
Bowler16 – “Mahal kita hindi dahil ito ang tama, kundi dahil ito ang totoo.”
SPY Shadow – “You’re living proof that devil women are hot and horny.”
Aldous Kim – “Love is a battlefield, and I now surrender.”
Homer Singson – “Now I know what they mean by: Love thy enemy.”
Quirk Silver – “How could somebody so bad, taste so good?”
Chefchafan – Enemy: “F*ck you!” Me: “Yes please…”
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