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The Top Ten Things To Say If An Ugly Person Asks: “How Do I Look?”
I know, I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But don’t you agree that some people are across-the-board ugly, just as there are people who are so beautiful they transcend personal taste? This reminds me of that heart-wrenching scene in “The Elephant Man” when John Hurt bellowed: “I am NOT an animal!”
April 27, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say If An Ugly Person Asks: “How Do I Look?” – Sent in by: Tato
Boknoi – “Let’s just say, that ‘UGLY’ starts with ‘U’. “
Boknoi – “Let me put it this way: pag katabi kita, nagmumukha akong katulong, kasi mukha kang bayong!”
Boknoi – “Para kang treasure…ang sarap mong ilibing!”
Pretty Kitty/Excalibur/Eric Pogi – “You’re pretty…pretty ugly.”
Rodel – “Tapos na ang evolution diba? Parang di ka naabisuhan…”
Capt’n – “Maganda ka…sa ibang culture.”
Hookworm – “Hindi mo kailangan ng beautician, kailangan mo magician!”
SC – “Mukha kang prinsesa…prinsesa ng kadiliman!”
Specialist – “Para kang miss earth…taong lupa!”
Arcueid – “Mag-sorry ka! Mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!”
Boknoi – “Kung krimen ang pagka-pangit, silya elektrika ka na!”
No name – “Ang mukha mo parang ulam na inihain na wala pang kakain…dapat tinatakpan.”
Genovia – “Bakit, kung sasabihin ko bang maganda, maniniwala ka?”
Sasha Purse – “Bakit, ayaw mong maniwala sa salamin?”
Sharkbait – “Alam mo ba kaibahan ng ‘lakas ng loob’ at ‘kapal ng mukha’?”
Iceage – “Parang…pangit na nilagyan ng make-up?”
Abernathy – “Alam mo yung itsura ng mga beauty queen? Hindi ganun.”
“Kresha – “Depende sa lighting…siguro dapat nakapatay.”
Georgina – “Ano sa palagay mo? Ako hindi mapalagay…”
Blair – “May word ba na mas malala pa sa ‘pangit’?”
Stewart – “Alam mo yung taeng bulok? Mas malala pa dun…”
Eggers – “You look…boo-look.”
Greg – “Magandang…magandang…magandang gabi, binibining tsonggo!”
Kid Bukid – “Inay, yung kabayo, nagsasalita!!!”
Paul Ignatius/Ugly Betong – “Pangit ang tatay mo, pangit ang nanay mo, pangit ang mga kapatid mo…ano ka, HIMALA?”
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