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The Top Ten Things To Say After Someone Tells You: “I’m Sorry…”
How fitting. Manny Pacquiao just beat the crap out of Margarito as I post this. I’m sure Manny’s saying sorry to Margarito for beating him to a pulp. You can’t even recognize the guy anymore! Anyway, it’s all about Pacquiao today, but here’s the Top Ten.
September 21, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say After Someone Tells You: “I’m Sorry…” – Sent in by Real Earl Online
Mr. Vader – “I forgive you. But you saying sorry doesn’t make it hurt any less.”
Oscar Dela Hopia – “Iba ang ‘I’m sorry’ sa ‘I’ll never do it again’.”
RC and Cess – “I would’ve accepted that apology had you given it 3 years ago.”
Maldito – “Anong sorry-sorry? Hubad!!!”
Chris D5 – When my classmate apologized for being noisy, our teacher said: “Don’t be sorry, be ashamed!”
Maldito – “Okay, fine. Pinapatuwad, este, pinapatawad na kita.”
AngelVamp – “Don’t ruin an apology with an excuse.”
Pareng Macke – “Hindi ko kailangan ang sorry mo…ang kailangan ko ikaw.”
Tofi – “Forgiving is easy, forgetting is hard.”
Sasha Purse – “Hmmm…what’s a polite way to say ‘go to hell’?”
Mr. Perk – “Paki-email nalang sa akin yung sorry mo sa donttalktome@everagain.cpm.
Jaded – “Don’t say it if you plan to do it again.”
Smiles-A-Lot – “Kung sa iyo ko ginawa ang ginawa mo sa akin, tatanggapin mo ba ang sorry ko?”
Batman – “You will be.”
Mjoots – “So…is this where we do make-up sex?”
Mamase Mamasa – “Haaay…sana naman kahit minsan mahirapan akong patawarin ka.”
Mrs. Scofield – “Are you sorry because what you did was wrong, or are you saying sorry because you were caught?”
Humidifier/Mojacko – “‘Kung okay lang ang sorry, wala na sanang pulis…”
Maldito – “Eh kung ikaw naman ang iwan ko, patatawarin mo rin kaya ako?”
Smiles-A-Lot – “Why do you say sorry when I’m the one who hurt you?”
TwistedSunshine – “A good apology has 3 parts: 1) I’m sorry. 2) It was my fault. 3) How do I make it right?”
Gracia – “Ano, lapse in judgment nanaman?!?”
Babae Ng Hudas – “Pinapatawad na kita, pero sana mabulok ka pa din sa bilangguan, HAYUP!!!”
Twilight Fallen – “I’m sorry too…for what I’m about to do to you!”
Marioh Caryo – “Ano ka ba?!? When I say ‘Araaay’ it means ‘Sige paaa’!”
Ligawing Babae – “You’re sorry, but I’m not.”
No name – When I said sorry to my mom, she told me: “Magiging ina ka rin.”
Doxie – “Don’t talk to me, you’re pangit.”
No name – “Are you saying sorry to make ME feel better, or to make YOU feel better?”
Jigen Daisuke – “Okay, sure. Can you call back in 5 minutes and 10 years?”
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