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The Top Ten Signs Your Household Help Is Gay

Writer: goldenstateservicesj
goldenstateservicesj
Apr 27, 2010
3 min read

We’ve always had yayas, because my mom refused to hire male househelps, mainly because she didn’t feel safe with strange men around.  But my sister did have a lesbian yaya (or at least she really looked like a boy).  Everyone would ask if “it” was a boy or a girl, because people just couldn’t figure it out.

April 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That Your Household Help Is Gay

  1. No name – If, as your driver is parking, he asks you with a wink: “Ser, paano niyo gusto kong ipasok, PAHARAP o PATALIKOD?”

  2. RC & Cess – If someone cuts your car, and your macho driver floors the gas, catches up to the car, rolls down his window, then shouts: “GAGA!!!”

  3. Mr. Perk – You ask Dodong if he’s still single and he answers: “Dalaga pa po.”

  4. No name – Kung ayaw niya si “Winnie da pu…” kasi mas gusto niya si “Winnie da ti…”.

  5. Abernathy – If you tease your driver to your yaya and your driver raises his eyebrow and goes: “What…EVER!”

  6. Loipogi – When Dudung goes: “Ma’am, mas bagay sa inyo ang green shawl to complement your emerald green mascara & sexy liquid leggings with giant hoop earrings.”

  7. Loipogi – When Dudung goes: “Ate, puwede mag day-off? May EB kami ng mga friendship ko sa Malate.”

  8. Jedi Mstr – If you ask Dodong: “Bakit wala ka pang asawa hanggang ngayon? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?” And he answers: “Meron po koya…manhid ka lang…”

  9. Mami Pakyaw – If while in the car, the amo goes: “Bakit amoy clorox?” And the driver goes: “Si ma’am naman, para nag-burp lang eh…”

  10. Greg – If during breakfast time yaya comes crying to you: “Koya, sinabunutan ako ni Dodong! Gusto daw niya kasi siya ang magababate ng itlog niyo!”

  11. Loipogi – You see Dodong with Judy Ann’s wedding picture, so you say: “Crush mo si Juday?” And he goes: “Duh! I was admiring the gown. It’s so Paul Cabral, with its classic chic form-fitting bodice…”

  12. Blair – If the gas attendant asks your driver: “Ser, sagad ko?” And your driver answers: “Sige, isagad mo…isagad mo pa…”

  13. Mojacko – You catch Dodong with another man in his room, and when you ask who that is, Dodong answers: “Koya, cousin ko po…cousin-tahan…”

  14. OscarDelaHopia – Junior: “Dodong, tikman mo tong niluto ni mama kung masarap na.” Dodong: “Senyorito, ikaw nalang titikman ko, gawa ka din naman ng mama mo!”

  15. RC & Cess – Pag sobrang tagal linisin ni Dodong yung kambyo ng kotse.

  16. No name – If you ask yaya if your skirt is okay, and yaya answers: “Shorter…”

  17. Hakunamatata – Ma’am: “Feeling ko talaga may ibang babae si ser mo.” Dodong: “Si ate talaga! Pinagsseselos ako!”

  18. Pritijamels – Our houseboy is the only one teaching our myna bird words. One day, we heard the myna bird saying: “Frederico…Frederico…I love you.” Frederico is my uncle.

  19. Loi Pogi – You tell your driver: “Traffic yata sa EDSA.” And your driver goes: “Keri lang, ser.”

  20. Sasha Purse – Kuya: “Dodong! Nasaan ka ba?” Dodong: “Koya…nandyan lang lagi sa puso mo…”

  21. Specialist – Kuya: “Ihanda mo yung kotse.” Driver: “Magmo-motel tayo?”

  22. RC & Cess – Dodong 1: “Nagpa-tattoo ako, BARAKUDA!” Dodong 2: “Ako naman, LAWIN!” Dodong 3: “Ako din nagpa-tattoo! PUSA!” Dodong 1: “Anong klase, TIGRE?” Dodong 3: “Hindi!” Dodong 2: “LEON?” Dodong 3: “Hello Kitty.”

 
 
 

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