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The Top Ten Most Memorable Headlines
How apt that the next schedule topic to be posted has something to do with headlines, with the Philippines in the international spotlight, for both the tragic hostage crisis and the lighter Miss Universe results (and with both Venus Raj and the 4 fans who went viral overnight). Humorous as the entries may be, they also highlight the tendency for many in the media industry to sensationalize what should otherwise be straight news.
July 27, 2009 → The Top Ten Most Memorable Headlines
Suresh – “Tindera Ng Suka, Tinoyo!”
Suresh – “Teacher Na Nagkamali, Tuturuan Ng Leksyon!”
Kid Bukid – “Blood Bank: Hinoldap Ng Dugo-Dugo Gang!”
Angel Shadowsong/Benjai Bonita – “Baklang Umawat Sa Away Ng Mga Pogi, Napasubo!”
Astroboy – “Lalaking Mayabang, Nagpatuli: Lumaki Ang Ulo!”
McDenzel – “Unanong Nanalo Ng Lotto, Nagmalaki!”
Joltino – “Tornado Rips Through Cemetery, Thousands Dead!”
McDenzel – “Kambing, Nag-Text: ‘Dito Na Me-e-e-e-e!'”
RC and Cess – (As an answer to the goat headline) “Tupa, Nag-Reply: ‘Saan Ka Na Baa-a-a-a-a?'”
Neneng – “Bulag Na Nag-Amok, Nagdilim Ang Paningin!”
Alas – “Buntis Sinaksak, Sanggol Naka-Ilag!”
OscarDelaHopia – “Tahanang Walang Hagdan, Inakyat!”
OscarDelaHopia – “Kaso Ng Basurero, Binasura Ng Korte!”
Mr. Perk – (Actual headline when La Salle lost last year to Ateneo) “Taft Bumaha…Ng Luha!”
RC and Cess – (Actual tabloid headline) “Bgy. Mataas Na Lupa, Binaha!”
Disaster 101 – “Pilay, Tinakbuhan Ang Utang!”
Boknoi/Mondster – “Janitor Basketball Team, Nilampaso!”
Boknoi – “Labanderang Palpak, Sinabon Ng Amo!”
RVincent – “Off-Duty Cop Gunned Down By On-Duty Criminal!”
Jackemon – “Asawa Ng Photographer, Nakunan!”
RC and Cess – (About the midget actor saying an expletive on live TV) “Mahal, Nagmura!”
Astroboy – “Panda Mating Fails – Vet Takes Over”
Greg – (About a midget criminal psychic who escaped from prison) “Small Medium, At Large!”
Estong Cruize – (Shameful actual local headline when Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed died in a car accident) “Di, Dodi, Dedo!”
Boknoi – “Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax!”
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