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The Top Ten Lines From A Cartoon
One of our busiest Top Tens since everyone has a favorite cartoon or two. My favorite cartoon movie is still Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion rightly the only animated film to be nominated for best picture at the Oscars. On TV, I’m splurging now on Avatar: The Last Airbender. I’m almost afraid to see the live action version of the cartoon. Well, these mostly came from The Simpsons and Spongebob Squarepants, and a couple from comicbooks (but we included them anyway).
July 23, 2009 → The Top Ten Lines From A Cartoon
Sylar – (Samurai X) Sanosuke: “Hey, who died and made you Buddha?”
Incognito – Tweety Bird: ”Don’t judge a book by its movie.”
Tomodache – (Naruto) Sakura to Sasuke: “I have family, I have friends, but if you’re gone, to me, it will be the same as being alone.”
Mr. Perk/Amia Jo/Eien17 – Homer Simpson: “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me…Superman!”
Amia Jo – Homer Simpson: “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all life’s problems.”
No name – Squidward: “Why do it today, if you have tomorrow?” Spongebob: “You do it today because today is yesterday’s tomorrow.”
Amia Jo – Homer Simpson: “I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?”
Camille – (Horton Hears a Who) Katie: “In my world, everyone’s a pony, and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies.”
Neneng – (Ice Age) Sid: “I thought you were going to eat me!” Diego: “I don’t eat junk food.”
Nekosci – Garfield: “I’m hungry, therefore I am.”
Ian024 – Cosmo: “I don’t get it. If you’re NOT married to her, then why is she trying to kill you?”
Ian024 – (Fairly Oddparents) Denzel: “Curse this obsolete 1-month-old technology!”
Eien17 – The Simpsons) Superintendent Chalmers: “I’ve had it with this sch0ol – low test scores, class after class of ugly…ugly children.”
Mamay – Pooh to Piglet: “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.”
Eien17 – (The Simpsons) Ralph: “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!”
Sunday – (Ice Age 3) Possums: “What’s that sound?” Buck: “It’s the wind talking to us.” Possums: “What is it saying?” Buck: “I don’t know, I don’t speak wind.”
Yoh – Hatake Kakashi: “Sorry I’m late, I got lost on the road of life.”
Red Chocobo – Patrick to Spongebob: “Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”
Blair – Snoopy: “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll be a dog. Sigh…there’s so little hope for advancement.”
Sunday – (The Sandman) Death: “‘Life is like a disease, sexually transmitted and invariably fatal.”
Blair – Popeye: “I ain’t no tailor, but I know what suits me!”
Eien17 – “Oh…loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.”
No name – Spongebob: “Do you smell that? That smell, is the smell of a smelly smell that smells smelly.”
Lost Soul – Naruto: “The place you return to, is the place where s0meone thinks of you.”
Roskilde – (The Simpsons) Grandpa: “My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist…but he is not a pornstar!”
Weiss – Homer Simpson: “God, I’d like to offer you this milk and cookies. If you want me to eat these for you please give me no sign.”
Tinselbelle – Homer Simpson talking to aliens: “Don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids! EAT THEM!!!”
Joy In Boots – (The Simpsons) Lisa: “I’m sorry your wife left you.” Grandpa: “That’s okay. The senility will take care of it.”
Dark Passion Play – Homer Simpson: “”Books are useless! I only ever read one book – ‘How To Kill A Mockingbird’ and it gave me no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good is THAT?”
Blitzkrieg – (Happy Feet) Memphis to young Mumbles: “Triumph begins with a TRY and ends with a great big UMPH!”
No name – (Futurama) Bender: “Second place? That’s just a fancy word for loser!”
Jack-D-Hammer/Baby ni Art – Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?” Patrick: “Wait for you to come back.”
Simon Walker – (Saber Marionette) Hanagata: “Otaru, gusto mo hilurin ko ang likod mo gamit ang aking dibdib?”
Pink Tonic – Dennis the Menace: “I’m bored. I haven’t gotten on anyone’s nerve today.”
Boogoi – (Fate/Stay Night) Gilgamesh: “Some things are beautiful because you cannot possess them.”
RC and Cess – (Mulan) Wushu: “I’m a dragon! Not lizard…I don’t do that tongue thing.”
Penelope Pitstop – Garfield: “Diet is ‘die’ with a ‘T’.”
JM/Eien17/OscarDelaHopia/Shiver – Bugs Bunny: “I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going nowhere.”
Adam Lembot – (The Simpsons) Mayor Quimby: “You sir, are a moron!” Homer: “A Mormon? But I’m from planet Earth!”
Adam Lembot – Alice: “Where does this road lead to?” Cat: “Where do you want to go?” Alice: “I…don’t really know.” Cat: “Then it doesn’t matter where this road leads you.”
Devil Laugh Syndrome – (The Incredibles) “When everybody has superpowers, nobody will be super.”
Espeks – (The Family Guy) Peter: “Dear McGyver, enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.”
MangJose – (Toy Story) Buzz: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling…with style!”
Dylan – (Calvin & Hobbes) Calvin: “Happiness isn’t good enough for me. I demand EUPHORIA!”
PurpleRose – (Bleach) “There are two types of fights – the fight to protect life and the fight to protect pride.”
Sipo’t Ubon – (Fairly Oddparents) Wanda: “Two wrongs don’t make a right.” Cosmo: “Three lefts make a right!”
Nickeltro – (Lilo & Stitch 2) When Stitch was about to leave Earth, Lilo said: “I guess that’s why ‘Aloha’ means both ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’.”
Abernathy – Homer Simpson: “We have a great life here in Alaska, and we’re never going back to America ever again!”
No name – (Death Note) L: “Risking my life and throwing it away are two different things.”
No name – (Futurama) The leader: “He’s bluffing! No one would willingly make an idiot of himself.” Fry: “Obviously, you’ve never been in love.”
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