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The Top Ten Kolehiyala Quotes
Given the bitchfest that was the #ChiChiAnd GiGi #TwitterWar, people were suggesting I post this morning’s Top Ten about our kaka topic we made gawa. So, i made patol your suggestion. Here it is.
October 20, 2011 – The Top Ten Kolehiyala Quotes – Sent in by Nyupigirl
Camillo – “Ew, langaw, go to like, the baho stuff!”
Dennballa/Serjz101 – “My eyes are white na kaya kaka-wait for you!”
Cocohernandez – Cousin during outreach in Payatas: “Yuck, so baho, amoy masa!”
Jam Sparks – “I made bagsak one of my subjects. My mom’s gonna galit to me. I’m super patay!”
Bunny Badrina – “I’m making uwi, sama ba you?”
RaiRai Was Here – “Holdup! Make bigay all of your thingies. Don’t make galaw or I’ll make superpoke you with the ice pick!”
Chili Mango Fudge – “Shet…I got gulat!”
Fortunata – “We went to Payatas, and my Prada shoes got dumi.”
Raraydizon – “What if sa future I get pangit, will you make iwan me na?”
Serjz101 – “So sarap your food, puwede pa-have?”
ALuckyLorenzo – “Kill the ipis! Pero don’t step on it ha? Kadiri the sound.”
ALuckyLorenzo – “So baboy the pig!”
Legacy Ni Larry – TRUE STORY, a member of my team asked a sari-sari store owner: “Good PM po, where’s the tamang way to the hospital?”
Jepoy – “I’m sad. My tito made dedo.”
Butterbaby – “So kadiri, I almost made suka.”
The Pabile Guy – “Manang, pa-order tapsi-egg.”
Just Yosh – “Driver, why didn’t you make potpot?”
Cheodosche – “Make me sama, let’s make wiwi.”
Custer Winston – (when buying ice tubig) “Manong, pa-buy ng ice water…in sachet!”
Meg – My 3y.o. son asked me what a hammer is: “Mom, is this for hammering the pokpok?” Pokpok refers to a nail.
Tam – “I have kuwento for you!”
Mama Zee – “You’re so bad, see ka ni God!”
Chex – My sis always say that from the house, going to the mall is “JEEPABLE”. Same g0es when she rides the MRT to a place, she says its “MRT-ABLE”.
Nyupigirl – “RIzal said that sinuman who doesn’t make mahal his own salita, is daig pa ang rotten na fish. Ew, dabah?”
Kaye – “Manong! Go faster! I’m nagmama-hurry!”
Choovlet – Kolehiyala babysitting her younger sibs: “Hey kids, don’t do that! Don’t make saktanan okay?”
Kitrich – Tindera in tiangge: “Mamser, pick na! Anung want niyo? Anung like niyo? We have lahat here!”
Drick – “Manong, pa-buy isaw…medium rare!”
Mr. Roadkill – When a butiki fell on the kolehiyala: “Ewww, kadiri! Lacoste!”
No name – “Now na, now na? Or now na later?”
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