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The Top Ten Kid Jokes

Writer: goldenstateservicesj
goldenstateservicesj
Jan 15, 2011
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Wow, it’s been a long time since I last posted a Top Ten entry.  The last one was December 23 of last year. And with the SG posts done, I can finally start posting Top Tens again. No better way to start off 2011 with a light, fun Top Ten about kid jokes.  Enjoy!

October 5, 2009 → The Top Ten Kid Jokes – Sent in by: PurpleRose

  1. Weiss – Q: Why did Piglet look into the toilet bowl? A: To look for Pooh.

  2. Specialist – Q: Whats the hottest letter of the alphabet? Letter B. It makes oil Boil and urn Burn.

  3. Specialist – Q: What did the angels say to one another when they saw each other? Ans. “Halo!”

  4. Specialist – Q: What did Snow White say to the photographer who took her pictures? A: “Someday my prints will come.”

  5. Hard Candy – Q: Ano tawag sa maliit na nunal? A: Smole.

  6. Tzikitita – Q: Ano tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng kalbo? A: Homeless.

  7. No name – Q: Anong musical instrument ang masarap na dessert? A: Flute salad.

  8. Duffs – Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Koko Krunch? A: Cereal killer.

  9. No name – (While watching basketball) Dad: Ano nang score? Son: 50-45. Dad: Sinong lamang? Son: Eh di yung 50!

  10. No name – Q: Ano ang tawag sa anak ng Taong Grasa? A: Baby Oil.

  11. Ysmael – Johnny: Mommy, I want to play with grandpa again! Mom: Shaddap! You’ve dug him up five times already.

  12. No name – Kid: Nay, ano ulam natin? Mom: Tignan mo sa ref. Kid: Eh wala naman taying ref ah! Mom: Eh di wala tayong ulam!

  13. SPY Shadow – Asked what he wanted for Christmas, a boy shouted: “PSP!” The dad said: “Hey, don’t shout. Santa’s not deaf.” The kid answered: “I know, but Lolo is!”

  14. KiD BuKid – My niece once asked me: “What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?” The answer: “It tastes funny!!”

  15. Mirage34 – Teacher: If I had a kilo of beef and divided it into 2, what will I have? Kid: 1/2. Teacher: What if I split it again? Kid: 1/4. Teacher: If I split it again? Kid: 1/8. Teacher: If I split it again 5 more times? Kid: Giniling?

  16. No name – Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You poke her face.

  17. Specialist – Q: What is the strongest sea creatures? A: Mussels.

  18. Zapenath Paneah – Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck.

  19. Jodorant – Q: Bakit hinimatay yung mommy centipede? A: Kasi nagpabili si baby centipede ng Havaianas.

  20. Sasha Purse – Q: What’s smarter than a talking horse? A: A spelling bee.

  21. McDenzel – Q: Sinong US President ang magaling mag-saxophone? A: Eh di si John F. Kenny G.!

  22. Specialist – Q: Where do you park a dog? A: At a barking lot.

  23. KiD BuKid – My niece asked me once: “What part of a watch is never new? The answer: “The second hand!”

  24. RC and Cess – Q: What comes before Sunday? A: Burger and fries!

  25. Peds – Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems.

  26. No name – Q: Ano ang kaibahan ng gulay sa kulangot? A: Ang gulay hindi kinakain ng bata.

  27. Cheyenne – Teacher: “If I have 20 apples on one hand and 17 on the other, what do I have?” Kid : “Either very big hands or very small apples!”

  28. Cherry the Great – Q: What do you call a truck that ran over your toe? A: A toe truck.

  29. Cherry the Great – Q: Why did the Energizer bunny go to jail? A: He was charged with battery.

  30. Cherry the Great – Teacher: Could you please play a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can!

  31. Essirahcair – Teacher: When is your birthday? Kid: April 7. Teacher: What year? Kid: Every year!

  32. Humidifier – Kid: Mama, kapatid ko po ba si Papa? Mom: Siyempre hindi! Bakit mo natanong? Kid: Kasi po dumedede din siya sa inyo eh.

 
 
 

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