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The Top Ten Holy Week Quotes

Writer: goldenstateservicesj
goldenstateservicesj
Mar 16, 2010
3 min read

It’s barely 2 weeks before Holy Week and again it’s fitting that I should be posting this today.  I’m so excited for the Holy Week break because for us broadcasters it’s the only break we have for the entire year.  We don’t have Christmas or New Year, so Holy Week is definitely something we look forward to.  I remember the only Holy Week that had television was the Good Friday that Rico Yan died.  What was supposed to be a silent holy day became abuzz with the tragic news.

April 6, 2009 → The Top Ten Holy Week Quotes – Astroboy

  1. Pancho – My lola once told me while I was having a vacation in their province, that if you get lost during good Friday, no one will find you – until Easter.

  2. Acer – No bathing after 3pm Good Friday, or you turn to stone.

  3. RC & Cess – The Lenten season is the best time to say, “FISH be with you.”

  4. KiD BuKid – Years ago, while we’re doing our Visita Iglesia, we were surprised to read this message from a Church bulletin board: “If you have problems, come in and tell us about them. If you don’t have one, come in and tell us how you do it.”

  5. Ampalaya Supreme- Mas malapit daw ang disgrasya kasi walang maglilgtas sa atin kasi patay si JESUS.

  6. Dru – My mom said wounds during Good Friday will remain fresh forever. Imagine my panic, having been circumcized a week before Good Friday, crying and willing the wounds to heal in 6 days.

  7. Oracle – Wag daw magsasabi ng mga sikreto during Holy Week, kasi maraming Hudas.

  8. Tsuk Knot – Bawal daw mag sex on good Friday kasi chances are magiging permanent ang pagkakabaon at di na mabubunot.

  9. Scarface – Someone once told me that sins don’t count between Good Friday and Easter.

  10. Jigen Daisuke – No running during Good Friday, kasi para ko daw tinatapakan yung mukha ni Jesus.

  11. Jorik – A vendor selling picture of The Last Supper: “Bili na kayo, Jesus & company!”

  12. Patatas – My lolo always said that agimats get rechared during Good Friday.

  13. Smiles_a_lot – During one Holy Week outing, a friend told her boyfriend: “Panahon mo nanaman.” Boyfriend: “Huh? Bakit?” Girlfriend: “Holy Week nanaman, Hudas ka!”

  14. Jedi Mstr – No bathing during Good Friday because you wash away the saving blood of Christ.

  15. Zac Apron – Pag daw nasugatan during Good Friday, hindi gagaling.

  16. YñaKì – Our lolo urged us to read the Bible during Holy Week because it stands for: B-asic I-nstructions B-efore L-eaving E-arth.

  17. Boknoi – There was a large wooden cross that everyone was carrying for a few seconds. I tried it but found it too heavy. I told my lola: “Masyadong mabigat!” She smiled, because apparently, mabibigatan ka lang daw dun sa cross kung marami kang kasalanan.

  18. Stratocaster – Yung unang betlog na mababasa after Good Friday, liliit.

  19. Oracle – I once asked my mom for the reason why there are no TV shows during Holy Week. Her explanation? “Lahat kasi ng artista, nasa Boracay!”

  20. Kid Bukid – One Maundy Thursday, we told an old woman doing the Stations of the Cross that she’s doing it wrong (from 12 to 1). So she goes: “Aaah, kaya pala habang tumatagal, napapansin ko, palakas ng palakas si HesuKristo!”

 
 
 

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