The Top Ten Brat Quotes

Of course brats come in all shapes and sizes and ages.  There are adults who are bigger brats that any kid out there.  I concede, I was a brat when I was younger, nut it was mostly confined to me dad, who let me get away with it.  Everyone else gave me a hard time.  I learned the hard way not to be brat, so instead I learned how to be passive-aggressive.

July 21, 2009 → The Top Ten Brat Quotes – Sent in by SC

1. Mr. Perk – Our tatay asked our bunso  what he wanted for Christmas, so our bunso answered: “A grand piano.” My tatay said: “That’s too expensive anak.” Our bunso answered: “So next time don’t ask.”

2. Reichen – My galpal fell in love with this mestizo whom I suspect to be gay. One time they agreed to meet and he told her: “You’re in Makati, I’m in Ortigas, let’s meet halfway: I’ll see you in Megamall.”

3. No name – Dad: “Pag namatay ako, ipamamana ko sa iyo ang 50 hectares na lupa, bahay, at 10 million pesos. Ano pa ang mahihiling mo?” Son: “Ang mamatay ka na.”

4. Acer – I once screamed at my parents: “Bakit niyo pa ako ipinanganak dito sa mundo kung di niyo rin pala ako bibilhan ng family computer?!?”

5. Blair – Officemate1 didn’t finish her food so Officemate2 said: “Ubusin mo yan, ang daming batang nagugutom!” Officemate1 said: “Kaya sila nagugutom, hindi dahil hindi ko inubos ang pagkain ko. Nagugutom sila dahil hindi nagsikap ang mga magulang nila!”

6. No name – Wife: “Mabuti siguro kung nagpakasal nalang ako sa demonyo!” Husband: “Weh, bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak!”

7. Abernathy – Rachel Green: “I know how to sail! My dad bought me a boat when I was 15!” (Joey, Ross and Monica were shocked) When Rachel saw their reaction, she said: “What? He only bought me a boat because my pony was sick.”

8. Blitzkrieg – Overheard from the neighbors: “Sardinas nanaman? Nay naman, ayusin niyo kasi ang trabaho para naman hindi sardinas ang kinakain natin araw-araw!”

9. Carmela A – When my friend didn’t pass the DLSU entrance exam, she immediately took out her cell phone, called her dad and said: “Dad, I didn’t pass. Fix it!”

10. PurpleRose – During the American Idol debate on the show, someone sent in a text: “Adam Lambert should win because that’s what I want, and I GET WHAT I WANT!”

11. Specialist – I saw a yaya trying to give her ward dirty ice cream (sorbetes). The kid said: “No. They don’t call that dirty for nothing.”

12. Demz – One time while I was fighting with my 8-year-old son, he told me: “You’d make a great evil stepmother.”

13. Tigerlily – During an argument with an officemate, I told her: “No matter what you say, come payroll time, you’ll need my signature so you’ll have something to feed your family.”

14. No name – Whenever my boyfriend asks permission if he can go out with his friends, my standard line is: “Only if I go with you.”

15. Angel In Disguise – Overheard in an elevator: “Wala akong pakialam kung gusto niya ko. Ang importante lang naman, gusto ko ba siya?”

16. Nickeltro – We heard a loud crash in the next room and when we got there, we saw my niece right next to a broken vase. Asked repeatedly to explain herself, my niece said nothing.  When her mom said: “Bakit hindi ka sumasagot?” My niece answered: ” I have the right to remain silent.”

17. Tinselbelle – “Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay…yung ako ang masunod.”

18. Monde – Husband: “Dito sa bahay na ito, ako ang batas!” Wife: “Puwes, kung ikaw ang batas, ako naman ang pulis.”

19. Gracie – Whenever my husband wants sex and I refuse, he always says this: “Sige ka, mambababae ako…”

20. AlyasPogi – My nephew told his mom: “Patay ko ti dadi!” His mom said: “Bad yan, magalit si Jesus!” My nephew answered: “Pati jitut patay ko!”