The Top Ten Arguments On Who’s Better: Women Vs. Trannies

Obviously this is a topic not to be taken seriously, unless you’re really in a predicament as to which one you prefer.  Many confused trannies with drag queens.  Tranny is short for transexual which by definition means: “a person who has undergone a sex change operation.” A drag queen is a male transvestite, meaning he likes to dress up as a woman.  Drag queens are still pretty much butch, like a girlie she-hulk. But many trannies, like the Thai ones, look more female than real females!  But for the purpose of this topic, we used the umbrella term, “tranny”.

June 23, 2009 → The Top Ten Arguments On Who’s Better: Women Vs. Trannies

1. RalphWaldo – With a woman, you only get the same one every day of your life. But with a tranny, you can get Mariah on Mondays, Beyonce on Tuesdays, Liza Minelli on Wednesdays, Madonna on Thursdays, and Delamar on Fridays.

2. Tessa – Madaya ang tranny, mahinhin pag in love, pero pag galit, kaya kang bugbugin!

3. Chorizo Solomon – Ang babae, ipagluluto ka ng breakfast araw-araw. Ang tranny, IKAW ang breakfast niya araw-araw!

4. Tina – Trannies are better because you don’t get monthly menstrual cramps, unwanted pregnancies and cellulite.

5. RalphWaldo – With women, it’s full of drama. With trannies, minsan musical.

6. Gracia – Women have it easier. A tranny friend has to have her “cavity” dilated with different-sized dilators so it won’t close up.  It’s a painful process.

7. Astroboy – Women are better because trannies have 6 useless body parts: an adam’s apple you can’t eat, 2 nipples w/out milk, 2 eggs you can’t fry & a bird that can’t fly.

8. Tessa – Women are better, because they have smaller hands. I have a friend who dated a tranny and he said holding hands with her felt like holding hands with his dad. Awkward!

9. Polgas – Trannies are better if you enjoy videoke, because she can sing Sinatra AND Mariah!

10. numbynacky – Trannies are better because they don’t have NO-NO days, lots of GO-GO days, even if they’re just SO-SO girls.

11. Gracia – Guys who’ve been with trannies complain that with trannies, the “entrance” is a little too high up. With real women, it’s a little “lower”.

12. Oscar Dela Hopia – Trannies are better because two heads are better than one.

13. Stephensoul – Women are better because breast milk is best for babies…and daddies.

14. Gooey Kablooey – Trannies are better kasi may girlfriend ka na, may taga-buhat ka pa ng heavy furniture!

15. Gooey Kablooey – Women are better kasi mas mabango ang tunay na babae. Ang tranny, kahit gaano kaganda, pag pinawisan, amoy kargador!

16. Reichen – Ang tranny parang ampalaya: wag mong tatanggihan hangga’t di mo natitikman!

17. Dru – Trannies are better kasi pag mahaba ang pila sa ladies room, puwede sila lumipat sa men’s room.

18. KiD BuKid – Trannies are better because you need not worry if they’re faking it, because you already know they’re fake to begin with!

19. Smiles-a-lot – Who better to know how to pleasure a man than another man?

20. Sargi – Women are better. Trannies are genetic dead-ends.

21. Doraemon – Women are better kasi pag tumanda, mukhang babae pa rin. Ang tranny pag tumanda, nagmumukhang lolo!

22. Jeffrey – Trannies are better kasi sing sarap, pero di sing mahal!

23. Specialist – Trannies are better. Pag napa-away ka, may girlfriend ka na, may resbak ka pa!

24. Maximo – Women are better. When a woman’s on top, walang bouncing balls sa tiyan mo.

25. Greg – Ayoko ng tranny, nakaka-insecure. Kamukha nga ni Jessica Alba, pero mas malaki pa ang bird kesa sa ‘kin!