The Top Ten Answers To The Question: “How Do You Like Your Eggs?”

Okay fine, it’s one of those topics to bait the naughtier side of the entries. But I must say it was fun. Anything that involves words like “egg” or “itlog” will surely elicit a snigger or two.

October 22, 2009 → The Top Ten Answers To The Question: “How Do You Like Your Eggs, Sir?” – Sent in by Suplada MD

1. KiD BuKid – “Nestled in a bushy nest.”

2. Dolce Vita – “Licked like ice cream, not nibbled like a corn cob.”

3. No name and Taichu – “Scratched and sniffed.”

4. 6th Sick Sheik – “I like them very much, thank you.”

5. Itchy Bulate – “Hair-free.”

6. Red Devil – “Mapula at maalat.”

7. Qpidx and RVincent – “Yung hindi pa nalalawayan.”

8. Lockon Stratos – “Yung amoy palang, ulam na.”

9. Gracia – “Basta wag yung pawis.”

10. Ondrazik – “Yung size na kasya ang dalawa sa bibig…like quail eggs.”

11. Mnemonic – “Yung may bird sa ibabaw…like a hen sitting on her eggs.”

12. Ruelski – “Yung tumitibok-tibok pa.”

13. Black Siopao – “Paki bagsak nalang sa ‘pateros’.” (pateros: bagskan ng itlog)

14. Gracia – “Lamasado…este, malasado.”

15. Toytuner27 – “Yung binate.”

16. Czarovic – “In your hands.”

17. Specialist – “Yung itlog ng pogi…este, itlog ng pugo.”

18. Maldito – “Yung medyo oily.”

19. No name – “In your mouth.”

20. Cyndi – “Yung bagong hugas.”

21. Puff Daddy – “For starters, you can let them go.”

22. Young Indy – “Yung pinulbuhan.”

23. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Wala naman…hawakan mo lang at laru-laruin.”

24. Martin – “Yung bagong ahit.”

25. Nin – “Ipatong natin sa bibingka mo.”

26. Paul – “Upuan mo nalang…para mag-hatch.”

27. YñaKì – “Sandwiched between two soft buns.”

28. Homer Singson – “Gusto ko yung eggs ni Benedict, este, eggs benedict.”

29. Stephensoul – “Yung pantay.”

30. MasterB – “Kung anong ginawa mo sa itlog niya, yun din ang gawin mo sa itlog ko.”