The Nathan Drake Collection…..Yes!

See, this guy get’s it!

Yes the worst kept secret since Sepp Blatter, with his own taciturn efficiency, denied allegations of corruption within FIFA’s governing organisation, even after announcing Qatar as hosts of the World cup in 2022–a nation that retained neither its own domestic football league let alone a national squad–has finally been clarified. Naughty Dog really do posses all the discretionary subtlety as Hannibal Lecter sitting on a bench in a busy city centre, draping a “Dexter” blanket over a dubious, human shaped container and withdrawing some undisclosed “meat” product from the aforementioned receptacle, as well as some fava beans and rather nice Chianti from his picnic basket. But it doesn’t matter because now we finally have validity to our long asserted conjecture, and it is prospectively more imminent than anticipated. Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection will be released on October 9th for PS4, containing remastered visuals and 1080 of those “P’s” people keep suggesting we need for “Uncharted: Drakes Fortune” “Uncharted 2: Among Thieves” and “Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception”. As well as new trophies for idealists such as myself, and exclusive access to Uncharted 4’s multi-player beta, which due to the exclusion of Uncharted 2 and 3’s multi-player is ample recompense. Despite this collections rather academic announcement I’m still highly receptive to its courtesy.

Delaying the release of Uncharted 4 was truly a dereliction of decency, as was the universally preferred and far more congenially suggested title, that has since been rejected for this prospective compilation; “Fortune Favours Those Among Thieves Whom Lack Deceptive Qualities Collection”. And with Microsoft securing temporary exclusivity of Tomb Raider it made commercial sense to induce viability to the series, especially for those deferring adopters of the PS4 that would never have played Uncharted before the release of the fourth. The certification of its existence is assuredly cordial for us Uncharted fans, and as such this momentous declaration has successfully diverted my peripheral attention away from “A Thief’s End” absent visibility this year. I cannot wait to embrace Nate, Elena, Sully, Chloe and many other compelling characterisations and for those strange, isolated communities that have never played it to experience its ratified insanity. I just hope you enjoy decreasing the surplus population of Somalian type vagrants, hired into a private, overly aggressive militarised militia as much as I do. Oh crap! This is going to be good!

For more information click the link here and check out the trailer below. Cheers.