The Best And The Rest 90

“I love you”, is only nice if you like the source of the statement.  If you don’t, it’s about as nice as, “I kill you!!!”  So a lot of the times, it’s not the message, it’s the messenger.  We all know how this feels, because at one point in our lives or another, either someone has said this to us, or we’ve said this to somebody else, with disastrous results.

July 14, 2008 → The Top Ten Creepiest Ways to say “I love you…”

1. Morph – “Hon, wag kang mag-alala. Pag balik ng memory mo, maaalala mo ring mahal mo ko.”

2. Cameron – “Pag kinulong kitang parang ibon, huhuni ka rin kaya?”

3. Element pb – “Wag kang malikot, hinuhubaran kita sa isipan ko…”

4. Stanford – “Malamig pala sa ilalim ng kama mo…”

5. Gaston – “Payat ka pala. Pag kasi sinisilipan kita, mukha kang mataba.”

6. Maximo – “Halika, laro tayo ng bahay-bahayan. Ako yung tatay, ikaw naman yung yaya.”

7. Ador – “Tara, laro  tayo.  Kunyari kuhol ka…”

8. Wingfoot – “Miss, mag-isa ka lang ba maglalakad pabalik sa kotse mo mamaya?”

9. Delicious – “Hmmm…I really love the way you smell…that’s the perfume my boyfriend used to spray all over his naked body when he was still alive…”

10. Supremo – “Koya, mas gusto ko amoy ng brief mo bago ko labhan…”

11. Jedi Mstr – “Alam mo, kinukulam ko yung ibang lumiligaw sa yo…”

12. Stewart – “Manong guard, bakit parang ang nakukuha kong mensahe sa pagkapakap mo ay…’type kita’?”

13. Arby – “Kung di ko puwedeng hawakan, puwede picture-an ko nalang?”

14. Gorman – “Alam mo, kung ulam ka, araw-araw kitang kakainin.”

15. Cleo – “Habang buhay ka, mamahalin ka namin ng kuya ko…”

16. Lemual – “I really find you so attractive…coz you look like my mom…”

17. Alzhorn – “If you can’t love me back, can I at least watch you sleeping w/o your knowledge?”

18. Q16 – “I cooked dinner for you…my rottweiler Gruenwald.”

19. Dennis – “Can I have your hair for this doll I’m making in your likeness?”

20. Denzel – “Sige…tumakbo ka lang…hahabulin naman kita eh…”