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The Best And The Rest 8
Tabloids earn mucho money from gossiping about famous people like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. Why should they have all the fun? Some of the juiciest gossip is about everyday people like you and me. It’s funny though because I noticed that a lot of the entries were also just passed on from another source – the true nature of gossip.
January 28, 2008 – The Top Ten Juiciest Gossip About Non-Famous People
Scully – Our female neighbor is always entertaining the entire village basketball team, preparing food for them after every game. We have seen her make out w/ different men in dark corners of the condo compound.
Frederique – My uncle was forced to marry his then girlfriend when she got pregnant. Imagine his shock when the child was born and she didn’t look anything like him, and worse, the baby looked exactly like his wife’s landlord.
Riskbreaker – A handsome professor here in our school is rumored to have a gay benefactor who also happens to be a professor here. The handsome prof has a car right now and everyone believes it’s from the benefactor.
SPY Shadow – This juicy rumor was confirmed to me by my annoying mother-in-law that her kababata, na kaya pala fresh-looking ang matandang dalaga, ay lagi palang “nadidiligan” ng mga young hombres sa barangay nila. At siya pa ang nagbabayad sa mga ito for their services!
Lee – I have a banker male gym mate who has a boyfriend who works out in the same gym. They’re both goodlooking and the banker overheard rumors that his boyfriend had sex in the sauna of the gym. The banker grabbed his boyfriend in the lounge area of the gym and punched him in front of everybody. The story was a big hit in the gym.
No name – We have this pretty neighbor who looks like Beth Tamayo and there are rumors about her being a hooker. Worse, there are rumors that it’s her grandma who looks for customers for her. We believe it’s true because both her parents don’t have jobs. Her eldest sister works as a sales lady in a mall and her brother is a tricycle driver. But she owns a car, has the latest cell phones, and goes to an exclusive all-girls school.
Gandako – Our neighbor who’s separated has a crush on one of our parish priests. She sends love letters through his sacristans. She even enrolled herself in the gym where the priest works out. Once, while saying mass, the priest preached in a subtle way about how it’s not bad to admire someone, as long as it’s within moral limitations, as our neighbor sat in the front most pew.
Loi Pogi – Near our office building, there’s a barbecue stand. Two soft-spoken old men, sexagenarians, ang nagbebenta ng bbq. Rumor has it that the two old men were actually a gay couple. We find it so amazing kasi they were able to maintain the relationship through time.
Amber – It was rumored that our guy officemate agreed to do “it” with a gay officemate (who has a wife and 4 kids), for only P20, as in bente pesos. The guy officemate was then tagged “bente-bente”.
Curt Smith – There’s a female co-worker who’s rumored to have a tattoo on her private part. But it was confirmed when she posted a photo in her Friendster account wearing a 2-piece bikini. At first I thought it was just hair peeking out, but upon closer inspection, it was the head of a black panther peeking out from her bikini.
H – I’m a bank employee and may isang staff dito na ngayon manager na, dahil daw every morning ang breakfast niya ay sausage ng Dept. Head nila. And this is true kasi yung dating staff nila dun sa department nila, nagpa-transfer sa amin at nakita raw niya once yung babae na nasa ilalim ng table nung guy.
No name – There’s a motel located right behind our office. One day, the manager of the motel called the office hotline to inform us that an employee of the office left her I.D. in one of the rooms. Rumor has it that the I.D. belongs to the bitchy lady at the personnel division.
CY – My i.t. officemate accidentally opened a file in our server and out came porn pictures of our Board Secretary, taken by the head of our Legal division.
No name – In a certain bank, word was circulating that “Favorite Employee” was having an affair with “Married Boss”. Now everyone hates “Favorite Employee”. So it was no surprise that a week after, photocopied pages of “Favorite Employee”‘s diary circulated in the office and eventually ended up with “Married Boss”‘s wife, who also worked in the same bank.
No name – One of our expats had a girlfriend in Bangkok who was already married. One day the office’s main email address received an open letter from the husband of the girl, complaining about the expat and telling everyone about the affair. It was the talk of the town!
JB – I have a friend who’s got bruises on her shoulders. When I asked her about it, she told me that she got them doing headstands. Rumor has it she was beaten up by her dad for having a lesbian girlfriend.
Shining – The 61-year-old female president of the company I’m w0rkin for (a wid0w of 4 yrs.), was rumored to be having an affair with the chairman of the board, who is also married. But one time, she admitted to us that she’s heard of the rum0rs. Then she t0ld us that she’s been together not with the chairman, but with his 25-year old daughter, and that they’re going to have a lesbian wedding in San Francisco this summer.
Tipsy – It was rumored that this nympho back in our college was so drunk at a party that she ended up having group sex with an entire infamous school org. They said she got pregnant and had no idea who the father was.
YñaKì – They say that the sole reason why my kumare left her husband for a policeman is that she was so dissatisfied with their sexlife, mainly due to his “grade school-sized” thingy. And how did people know he was small? That’s according to the gays who work at the parlor who once saw the tiny thingy!
CY – This is a proven fact: my boyfriend’s brother-in-law was caught by my boyfriend making out with their lesbian neighbor in the dark corner of their street, just a block away from their house.
Tuna Belly – We’re 5 guy friends since high school, and we’re all married now but still get in touch every once in a while. One time, a friend told me that 2 of our barkada, together w/ their wives went bar hopping. And afterwards went to one of their houses and started a wild party which ended up with the 2 couples swapping partners!
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