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The Best And The Rest 70
This is a no-brainer so it hardly needs any intros. Brokeback Mountain was one of the strangest movie titles ever for a gay movie. I mean, what the heck does “brokeback” literally mean? Of course, now, it means something else: “Nag-brokeback-an si Badong at Bading!” So, without further ado:
June 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Titles For A Gay Movie
Jessie – “Iron Manoy”
Rodel – “Totoy Kikiam”
Memong – “Wag Kang Kikibo: Ako Ang Magsusubo”
Jose de vengenge – “Winnie the Poohole”
MNEMONIC – “Malaki Ang Titik ‘O'”
No name/Kobe Kang – “Bukas Luluhod Ang Mga Bakla”
Joey Tribbiani – “Diablo! Diablo! Diablo!” (say it repeatedly and fast)
Supah Goddess – “So Do Mi (the gay musicale)”
Em-em Unggoy – “Ang Tikoy Matigas Na”
Your Highness – (a gay Christmas movie) “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
Marco – “Bakling Na Walang Ningning”
Dru – “Totoy Mola Vs. Ben Tuwad”
Zane – “Dalaga Na Si Manong”
Enargie – “Gaysabel: Ang Sireynang Malansa”
April – “24 Oras: Dahil Hindi Natutulog Ang Mga Baklita”
Espong – “Birdy: Sasakalin kita!”
Mr. Perk – “Maging Sinetch Ka Man”
Joeshred – “Ang Hinlalaki Ni Toto”
The Dark Passenger – “Wag Bayaw, Lalaki Din Ako!”
RC and Cess – “Ikasa Mo, Dadapa Ako!”
Ronnie – “Sa Iyo Ang Tahong, Akin Ang Talong”
Angela – “Ang Mga Mananayaw Ng Red Banana”
Yñaki – “Fondling Nemo”
Hammy – “Pototoy Story”
Jose de vengenge – “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko”
Jose de vengenge – “Nawili Si Adonis Sa Tsapa ng Pulis”
Kat – (about a gay robot) “Judinger Z”
Racer – “Inday Jones And The Crystal Strap-On”
Dru – “Batman And Robin: Into The Bat-Hole”
Dru – “Crouching Tiger, Swallows Dragon”
RC and Cess – “Horny Potter And The Sorcerer’s Son”
Jose de vengenge – “Sagad Hanggang Tonsils”
No name – “Sana Dalawa Ang Pusod Ko”
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