The Best And The Rest 60

Mothers are among the most quotable people, whether it’s something noble or something shameless.  But we love them anyway.  We did this way past Mother’s Day (I think), but it was still worth doing.  Sorry if you sent your name but I credited it here as “no name”, because the way I copy/pasted it came out wrong.  A lot of the messages came out cut.

May 12, 2008 → The Top Ten Mother Quotes

1. Gossip Girl – “Puro kayo gastos! Ako nga, ni hindi na makabili ng panty!”

2. No name – “It’s an unwritten rule na ang panganay ang magpapamilya sa mga magkakapatid, at ang bunso naman ang mag-aalaga sa mga magulang.

3. V55 – My late wife to our kids: “ Ako ba ang matututo pag nag-aral kayo? Ako ba ang gagaling pag uminom kayo ng gamot?”

4. Chinatown – Tells her married daughter: “Parang apoy lang ang pinag-awayan niyo! Pero sa halip na tubig, gas ang binuhos mo!”

5. Jayd – “Anak, ang love dapat may trust. Kung wala kang trust, mag frenzy na lang kayo!”

6. No name – My mom’s standard line when she’s bugging me because I’m still single: “Hoy, mag-mingle ka nga!”

7. Jessie – “Sige anak, mag-medicine ka…pero hindi na tayo kakain…”

8. Mcsupremy – A joke text message was sent to my 60-yr-old mom. Then she asked me, “Anak, anong ire-reply ko? LOL ba o yung letter U na may mata?”

9. Jepoy – “Mabuti na ang bakla kesa adik!”

10. Louise – When we found out that my mom is sick: “Ayaw mo nun, makukuha mo na mana mo sa kin?”

11. No name – Everytime I try to control my mom’s addiction to cola: “Gasolina ko yan!”

12. Twylyt – Everytime my kids question the edibility of my cooking, I tell them: “Tae lang ang hindi puwede kainin!”

13. Katrin – Everytime I mess things up in my life, my mom tells me, “You made your bed, now sleep in it!”

14. No name – “Mahirap gisingin ang gising!”

15. Shining – Boss’ mom: “I’d rather see my children dead, than see them grow up as bad people.”

16. Ram 69 – “Pag di mo yan nakita, makikita mo!”

17. Mama Mia – “If you can’t tell me what you’re about to do, then don’t do it.  Most likely, it’s wrong.”

18. No name – “Son, don’t create ghosts that you yourself will be afraid of.”

19. Blitzen – Shirley MacLaine: “ Life is short, but marriage is long. So drink up, it’ll make it go faster.”

20. Bedboy – “HIndi lahat ng lalaki, guwapo. At hindi lahat ng guwapo, lalaki.”

21. Kid Bukid – My mom-in-law: “Respeto lang, ayos na!”

22. Spy Shadow – My mom’s bilin to the family: “Pag-awayan niyo na lahat, wag lang pera.”

23. No name – “Husbands leave their wives, but mothers will ALWAYS be there for you.”

24. No name – When my brother kept on transferring from one job to another, my mom wrote him a note: “ Rolyo bato gadera no moso.” (translation: “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”)