The Best And The Rest 55

Any Top Ten regarding beauty and ugliness will surely bring out the bitch factor in our listeners.  It’s like opening the gates of a pen holding wild horses and letting them loose.   It was a lot of fun, seeing how some people gravitate toward beauty and some toward the other side of the spectrum.

May 2, 2008 → The Top Ten Quotes On Beauty And Ugliness

1. Fwafibear – Minsan naglalakad ako at bigla akong hinimatay. Ayun, nauso ang term na drop-dead gorgeous.

2. Jose de vengenge – All from Imelda: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?

3. Mikki – Minsan napasandal ako sa pinto. Ayun, nauso ang boy-next-door.

4. No name/Lights – From Gloria Diaz: “Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the bone.”

5. Edodong – BF: “Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!” GF: “Bahala ka! Akala mo ba, makakahanap ka pa ng katulad ko?” BF: “Bakit, sinong nagsabi na ang hahanapin ko ay ang katulad mo ulit?”

6. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am.”

7. Emo Diva/Jetlog – Ugly customer: “Gawin mo kong maganda!” Parlorista: “Beautician lang po ako, hindi magician!”

8. Pia – Isang araw dumaan ako sa harap ng isang mag-syota. Ayun, nauso ang third party.

9. Febkinse – Minsan may na-inlove sa yo. Ayun, nauso ang LOVE IS BLIND!

10. Frederique – From my gay cousin: “Pag ang lalaki may beauty kit at matagal gumamit ng CR, parang installment yan — bi now gay later.”

11. The Game – One day during college while we were reviewing in the Sampaloc area, a friend rushed in shouting, “May saksakan!” When everybody rushed out he added, “May sakasakan ng panget.”

12. Patrick – I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can always lose weight.

13. Madscientist – From Imelda: “I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.”

14. Tantantiniiin – When my chubby friend showed us her lifetime membership at a gym in Makati, all my friends said in chorus, “You mean it will take a lifetime?”

15. Hazelnut – My friend told his date: “Wow, your eyes are really attractive.” After his date blushed, he added, “They attract each other.”

16. Shining -If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then so is ugliness.

17. Shining – Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

18. Mighty Aphrodite/Cbboating – My friend always reminds us: “Oiliness is next to Ugliness.”

19. No name – From Winston Churchill (to a woman offended by his loud manner): “Tomorrow madam, I shall be sober.  But you, on the other hand, shall still be ugly.”

20. Bongoloid – “Metrosexual”: Isang metro nalang, homosexual na!

21. Jose de vengenge – Minsan, napa-upo ako sa gitna ng maraming tao. Ayun, nauso ang center of attraction.

22. Jose de vengenge – Minsan, napanaginipan mo ko. Ayun, nauso ang dreamboy.

23. Ronnie – Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

24. McMaki – I once said to my female friend, “Ang ganda mo sigurong bakla”. So she answered, “Ikaw naman, ang gwapo mo sigurong tibo.”

25. Sabrinaileen – Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.

26. No name – A transvestite friend always gets compliments for looking stunningly pretty.  Every time people say, “Ang ganda mo naman!” His standard reply is, “Salamat, sana ikaw rin!”

27. No name – Beauty intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.

28. Xtinger – Claire dela Fuente said in an interview: “Pag may pera ka na, wala ka nang karapatang maging panget.”

29. RC N CESS – “Kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng pangit, paano naman ako? At kung ang pupunta lang ng langit eh lahat ng guwapo, paano naman kayo?”

30. Andrea – “If Darwin’s theory says that we evolved from monkeys…bakit may taong mukhang kabayo?”

31. Sabrinaileen – Umberto Eco: “Ugly bodies are more interesting than beautiful ones because ugliness knows no bounds.”

32. Kimchii 14 – There is no “I” in UGLY, but there is a “U”.

33. Stunnedsilence – Buffy The Vampire Slayer – “All men are created equal? That’s just propaganda spouted out by the ugly.”

34. Rodel – From Sophia Loren: “Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people THINK you’ve got.”

35. Vie – Tapos na Evolution…bakit ka nagpaiwan?

36. Jose de vengenge – Walang pangit sa t*ting galit.