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The Best And The Rest 53
There is such a thing called, the power of the spoken word. It came way before “The Secret”, but it basically employs the same principles. To quote The Brand New Heavies, “If you conceive it, you can achieve it.” Only this time, the theory says, if you speak it, if you say it out loud, you increase the chances of it coming true. It says you attract the right energies to you.
April 28, 2008 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement, “I Will…”
MSD – I will try my best not to become the type of person I hate: a selfish, grouchy and smelly spinster, who hates couples and babies.
No name – I will try to stop everyone from telling me about my ex and his new girlfriend. The breakup is still fresh, 2 weeks ago pa lang.
Chloe – I will go to my best friend’s funeral even if it kills me.
TReiz – I will TRY to feel remorse since I am an internet squatter. Internet is an affliction and it’s hard to say no when it’s free.
Superman – I will court that pretty lesbian. The situation for us is very complicated. We’re dating, but I have no idea how she really feels about me.
KiD BuKid – To my wife, on her birthday tomorrow: “I will find more ways to make you the happiest woman in the world!”
Joy – I will muster enough courage & ask my boyfriend of 6 years if he has any plans of marrying me.
Joeshred – I will visit my girlfriend, but through her back door, later today.
No name – I will try to forget my ex-boyfriend today, as I unsuccessfully do everyday.
Thoryan – I will stop “loving” myself as much as 8 times a day, everyday. I’ve lost so much weight because of it. That’s why I’m such a thin person.
Espeks – I will not let Mary Palmer “beat” me today.
Mr. Perk – I will try to forget how lonely my nights would be…and to stop missing pare so much.
Febkinse – I will breakup with my current girlfriend. I realized that the only reason I got together with her was because she’s rich. Akala ko talaga tama na yun, hindi pala.
RC and Cess – I will get to work despite a gaping wound on my big toe. I was playing basketball barefooted, when my big toe got impaled on a big splinter on the floor.
Gracie Q. – I will finally tell my mom that I’m a lesbian and that I’ve had girlfriends since high school. I’m the kikay girly type, who happens to like the kikay girly types.
Single Mom – I will start moving on after the dad of my baby left us for another girl. It’s unbelievable how some girls can live with the idea of depriving a kid of having a complete family.
Enigmatic – I will be dating again after 5 years. I’m a guy, but my last ex was also a guy. And guess what…I’ll be going out with a girl over the weekend.
GRACiA – I will make my 46-year-old drummer-crush notice me tomorrow. I’ll wear skinny jeans, cigarette heel stilettos and a blouse with a plunging neckline, come a little late to the venue, then sit near the stage. I will also pray that his wife won’t be there to watch their gig. (Dirty idea! Ang hot kasi ni Ernie Severino eh…)
Jose de vengenge – I will ask a buddy today to swallow…her pride. Nagkainitan kasi kami kagabi, eh hindi natapos…
Green Arrow – I will walk the streets of Manhattan & become an NYC streetwalker before my 32nd birthday. I am 31 years old. This has been my personal dream since I was 10.
Espeks – I will keep saving money so that my wedding will finally push through next year as planned.
Breathless – I will stop looking for love and will let love find me.
Melay – I will do my best to handle breakups more tastefully from now on, and stop shouting to couples who pass by my car, “Magbe-break din kayo!”
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