The Best And The Rest 46

One of my all-time favorite songs is Sergio Mendes’ “The Trouble With Hello Is Goodbye”. It’s just so poetic that for every hello, there’s a goodbye, for every beginning there is an end. So we thought of coming up with a topic about things being over, whatever those things may be. Of course many found a way to sleazy-fy it, but it wouldn’t be the Morning Rush if they didn’t. 🙂

April 14, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That “It’s Over”

1. Mr. Perk – When Pare goes, “Bro, nandito na si Mare…”

2. No name – If you text her, “I miss you…” and her reply is, “Musta na?”

3. Cheyenne – It’s over if your boyfriend tells you, “I’m going home now . . .to my wife and kids…”

4. Your highness – Pag sinisingil ka na niya after every round.

5. Skye – I knew it was over when we were having breakfast, and when I ran my fingers through his hair, sort of as a lambing, he said angrily, “My hair!” Either he’s so shallow, or he’s so gay.

6. YñaKi – If he tells you, “Can we go home now, I really miss my Mom na, eh!”

7. No name – Your debut is over if, you invited EVERYONE, but the only people who attended are the caterers.

8. Jose de Vengenge – It’s over if kumuha na siya ng tissue…

9. Jose de Vengenge – If you’re a guy & you wake up naked w/ another man, for sure your heterosexuality is over.

10. Liza – If nowadays, every time he asks for a bj, he ALWAYS means buko juice.

11. Debowrah – Kung tuwing tatanggalin niya yung panty mo, sinusukat niya muna kung bagay sa kanya.

12. Greg – If every time you tell her, “I love you”, she answers, “I know…”

13. Mr. Perk – If you see your ex with someone else and you don’t feel jealous or angry.

14. Riskbreaker – The date is over if the girl goes to the toilet and never comes back.

15. Maximus – If she gets lockjaw.

16. Auntie Patika – If you’re making lambing and you say in your most pa-cute voice, “Siguro you don’t love meeh nah!” And he gets a panicked look on his face and answers, “Sino nagsabi sa ‘yo?!?”

17. V54 – Your merienda time is over pag si bunso ay nagising and becomes territorial, kailangang tumagilid na si mommy para siya naman ang i-breastfeed.

18. Dru – It’s over if, in the middle of your “play time”, your boyfriend stops, starts walking out the door and tells you, “Pag may partner ka na, mag ph care ka!”