The Best And The Rest 39

What a perfect Top Ten topic for April Fools Day! This is one of my favorite topics, mainly because it’s not just a figment of the imagination, but there are actual stores names like these! I heard a coffee table book about it came out recently. Well, here’s your version of it. Simply hilarious.

April 1, 2008 → The Top Ten Funny Business Names

1. Doc Richard/Mikey Y/Diemyrus – A parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.

2. Hiraya – A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starduck”.

3. No name – A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘”Violybee”

4. Twylyt – A small internet cafe opened among squatters named itself, “Cafe Pindot”.

5. Steph G – In Manila, there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.

6. No name/Oinky/Maverick/Avril Labong – A petshop in Ortigas that sells cats and dogs: “Pussies and Bitches”.

7. Yas – A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”.

8. Ooohlala/Humdinger – Bakery: “Bread Pit”.

9. Ate Germs – A bank in Alabang: “Alabank”.

10. Bombai – A restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.

11. His Airness – There’s a restaurant in Pasig named, “Johnnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Mrikina”.

12. Jose De Vengenge – A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”.

13. Chi/Marcus – A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”.

14. No name/Soggy Bread – There’s a copy center in Sikatuna Village called, “Pakopya ni Edgar”.

15. AJ – There’s a beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint”.

16. Melay – A laundromat in our neighborhood sa may Sikatuna: “Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes”.

17. No name – There’s an internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.

18. No name – Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.

19. Luigi – A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”.

20. No name – A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.

21. No name – There’s a water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”.

22. Caryl – Along Sucat road, a store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”.

23. Diemyrus: Shoe repair in Marikina: “Dr. Shoe-Bago”.

24. Depalito – Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “ SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.

25. No name – Petshop: “Petness First”

26. Dark Fader – Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.

27. Dark Fader/Arianna – Taxicab: “Income Taxi”.

28. Dark Fader – A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”.

29. Loi Pogi – A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”.

30. Loi Pogi – A shrimp store: “Hipon Coming Back”.

31. Loi Pogi – A gay lawyer’s extension office: “Nota Republic”.

32. Jose De Vengenge – Aceiling installer: “Kisame Street”.

33. Jose De Vengenge – A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day!”

34. Hanazawa Rui – An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”.

35. Mr. Perk – A fishball cart named, “Poke Poke”.

36. Loipogi – A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”.

37. BM – A bakery in our village: “Anak Ng Tinapay”.

38. Xtinger – A resto along Mayon road in Manila: “May Lisa Eatery”.

39. Spy Shadow – Laundry: “Wash Your Problem”.

40. Avril Labong – This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching”.

41. Espeks – Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”.

42. Dark Fader – Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”.

43. Dark Fader – Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”.

44. Tuna Belly – A fishball cart along P. Campa st., near UST: “Eat My Balls”.

45. Fish – A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.

46. No name – A Resto: “The Last Supper”.

47. Van Damme It – A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”

48. Tatong – My mom used to ride a bus for work. One day she saw a peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: “Mani ni Papa”.

49. Mulangot – A gym in Malolos: “Gaymann Fitness Center”.

50. Mr. Perk – My brother’s party needs business: “Balloon-Balloonan”.

51. No name – A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: “Lah-Fang”.

52. JnL – A store selling fresh chicken, owned by a woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken”.

53. Snix – An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: “The Master Baiter”.

54. Jojo – “Trimonay Bakeshop”.

55. No name – Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”.