The Best And The Rest 29

Sometimes we reserve the worst things to say to the very people we love. It’s ironic, but true. Besides, it’s the people we love the most who have the power to hurt us the most, so who says the reverse isn’t true? It may not seem like it, but these statements are actually directed toward loved ones.

March 10, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say To Someone You Love

1. Humdinger/Iluvdelamar – “I’m leaving you kasi ang liit ng birdie-bird mo!”

2. KiaPrideChicken – When I was 7-years-old, I sat on my mom’s lap and told her that I wanted to become a nurse. My mom replied, “Anak, di puwede kasi bobo ka.” When she realized what she said, she tried to explain further, but made it worse: “Kasi kambal ka, kaya yung utak niyo, tig-kalahati lang…”

3. Bleep – “Yes, you do look fat in them jeans.”

4. Winston Lynch – A fiery conversation between a couple – Wife: “Lahat na lang ng desisyon na gawin mo, mali!” Husbnd: “Tama ka, kaya nga ikaw ang pinakasalan ko eh!”

5. Gorgeous Bitch – “Stop acting like my mother! She already did a great job of running my life!”

6. Tani “Mas mahal ka namin ng papa mo kesa sa ate mo.” (I was the ate…)

7. No name – “Kung ang gusto mo ay laging nasusunod ang lahat ng gusto ng nanay mo, dapat ang pinakasalan mo ay katulong!”

8. Mr. Perk – “Sorry ma, but we have to put you in a home for the aged.”

9. Espeks – “Niligawan lang naman kita dahil sabi ng bestfriend mo, sasagutin niya yung barkada ko pag naging tyo.”

10. Stan – “Honey, before we kiss…do you want some gum?”

11. Cheyenne – “Hep, hep, hep. . . bayad mo?”

12. Cha – To my dad: “Kailan mo balak kumuha ng trabaho?”

13. SPY Shadow – “Just leave the driving to me, okay?”

14. No name – My partner’s explanation why she hasn’t been calling me: “I’m tired of being gay.”

15. Heleina – I once told an ex, ”You are my favorite regret.”

16. Vi – “I shouldn’t have married you out of boredom.”

17. Loipogi – “Ang mahalaga, sa iyo pa rin ako umuuwi!”

18. Coachdanny – “Kelan ulit birthday mo?”

19. Your Highness – “My mom was right…you’re not the right one for me.”

20. Father Marcus – “If you want to do everything the Chinese way, bakit hindi na lang kayo magsibalikan sa China!”

21. Hazelnut – “Sabi ko na sa ‘yo eh, matatalo ka!”

22. Curt Smith – “You can have everything, just give me my freedom.”

23. Espeks – “Let me raise my own child, ma. You were never a good mother, so what makes you think you’ll be a good lola?”