The Best And The Rest 23

A LOOOT of people have been bugging me to post this Top Ten because it’s definitely one of the most LOL Top Tens we’ve ever had. But I just have to post them chronologically, so it took quite some time before I got to post it. Plus, I get to post even the censored ones, the extra naughty ones that never made it on air. So without further ado, here it is:

February 26, 2008 → The Top Ten Translations of Movie Titles

1. Dax/Superfloss/Vampire Girl/Ex-Mortis – “Dead Man’s Chest” = “Dodo ng Patay”

2. Dax/Ally McDeal – “Never Been Kissed” = “Pangit Kasi”

3. 8-year old Miguel – “Lord of the Rings” = “Panginoon Pawnshop”

4. MNEMONIC – “8 mm.” = “Ang Sa Asawa Ko”

5. Brad – “There’s Something About Mary” = “May Tulo Si Maria”

6. Specs – “The Constant Gardener” = “Ang Kabit Ni Ma’am”

7. Mcmaki – “Memoirs of a Geisha” = “Naalala Niyang Gay Siya”

8. RhachaeL_Leigh – “Romeo & Juliet” = “Si Romeo, Kapag Gabi, Juliet”

9. Biggie/YñaKì – “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind” = “Natikman Na Ng Bading”

10. Loipogi – “Elf” = “Ang Pangulo”

11. Loipogi – “Big Fish” = “Tilapia ni Trining”

12. Loipogi – “Reality Bites” = “Pag Pangit, Pangit!”

13. koneko_narusegawa – “Lord of the Flies” = “Tae”

14. No name – “The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” = “Tinira ni Bobby si Jesse sa Likod”

15. No name – “Scream” = “Sorbetes”

16. Luis/Dexter A./Bugoy/Kites/Platinum Bird/Joy in Boots – “There Will Be Blood” = “Mens”

17. Loipogi – “Ants in the Pants” = “Itlog na Matamis”

18. No name – “A Walk To Remember” = “Ang Naglalakad ng Matulin, sa C.R. may Pasasabugin”

19. Vener J. – “The Next Best Thing” = “Kamay”

20. No name/Loipogi/Chuchi Cua -“Die Hard” = “Namatay ng Matigas”

21. Loipogi – “How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days” = “Huwag Maghugas”

22. Joeshred – “Kunin mo ang Ulo ni Magtanggol” = “Hey Maggie, Give Me Head”

23. Flip – “Bring It On” = “Ipasok Mo Na”

24. Espeks – “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” = “Bukol, Yan Ang Itawag Mo Sa Akin”

25. Loipogi – “The Thin Red Line” = “Ang Maselang Bahagi ng Babae”

26. Bluish Pink – “A Few Good Men” = “Puro Bading, Puro Bading!”

27. Jose de Vengenge – “Chocolat” = “Chocnut”

28. Jose de Vengenge – “Forces of Nature” = “Pala-utot”

29. Susan Sarado – “Monster’s Ball” = “Ang Nag-iisang Betlog Ni Koya”

30. Bloggerhappy – “The Fast and the Furious” = “Si Mister at si Misis”

31. Francesca – “The Sound of Music” = “Ang Tunog Ng Puwet Ko”

32. 2nhycute – “I Know What You Did Last Summer” = “Nagpatuli Ka Noh?”

33. No name/Howe – “Borat” = “Manoy”

34. Jose de Vengenge – “Haba Babadoo, Puti Putipoo” = “Long Chindoo, White Whitedoo”

35. YñaKì – “That Thing You Do” = “Kwan-in Mo Uli Ako!”

36. Tuna Belly – “Tanging Yaman” = “National Treasure”

37. Espeks – “Cloverfield” = “Chichirya sa Palayan”

38. Jose de Vengenge – “Lost in Translation” = “Uhm…”

39. Raymond – “Darna” = “Ordinary Woman Who Swallows a Stone and Shouts Her Name Sideways to Become a Superheroine”

40. Loipogi – “Notes on A Scandal” = “Nakaka-Iskandalong Nota”

41. Loipogi/Chellix – “Annie Hall” = “Butas ni Annie”

42. Kobe Kong – “Scent of a Woman” = “Patis”

43. St. J – “Kill Bill” = “Isang Kilong Bilbil”

44. Jay – “Brokeback Mountain” = “May Nabiyak na Kung Ano sa Likod ng Bundok Tralala”

45. Twylyt – “Failure to Launch” – “Ayaw Tumigas”

46. Joeshred –“Halimaw sa Banga” = “Oscar the Grouch”

47. Jerome – “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” = “Ang mga DVD ng Quiapo: Ang Sumpa ng Itim na Kulangot”

48. Loipogi – “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” = “Tinrangkaso Matapos Mangitlog”

49. Loipogi – “Little Miss Sunshine” = “Anak Araw”

50. Loipogi – “The Hottie and the Nottie” = “Chico and Delamar”

51. Paolo – “The Last Samurai = “Ang Huling Siomai”

52. Atoy – “Sleepless In Seattle” = “Di Makatulog sa FX”

53. Oli – “Beauty and the Beast” = “Ako at Ikaw”

54. Joy in Boots – “Juno” = “Alam Mo Na?”

55. Dude – “10,000 B.C.” = “Birthday ni Madam Auring”