The Best And The Rest 21

Okay, it’s time to rant again. Sometimes, when someone annoys you so much, telling someone about it eases some of the stress pressure building up inside you. So now it’s time to let off some steam.

February 22, 2008 → The Top Ten Most Annoying People In Your Life

1. Raez – My kid’s yaya who’s been with us for 4 years. She knows we need her kaya grabe, ang laki ng ulo. Every time we criticize her, she threatens to leave.

2. Shining – My boyfriend is a criminology intern. It’s so annoying na ngayon pa lang, tinuturuan na sila ng mga trainors nila na mangotong ng mga fx at bus drivers, pati na rin ang mambabae. Sabi daw ng mga pulis, “gagawin niyo din ‘to, imposibleng hinde”.

3. Joey/Allan – Politicians and their convoys. I already put a large laminated sign on my back windshield that says, “I ONLY STOP FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES & NOT FOR CRUMMY POLITICIAN CONVOYS!”

4. Castor Troy – Yung 4-year old son ng neighbor namin. A 4-year old kid na super adelantado. When he’s playing with my nephew, lagi niya napapaiyak coz inaagaw niya yung toys. Pag nasa bahay, pinukpok niya gamit namin kaya nababasag. Trying to be cute, hindi naman. Sarap tirisin.

5. Eylek – Carwashers in the parking lot. May experience ako, I said kaka-carwash lang, then he offered car wax, then tire black, then finally, when I started to walk away, he said, “Sir, apply na lang ako ng work sa inyo…”

6. John Von Jokla – Annoying yung mga bading na puro bulak ang padding ng bra tapos pag yumuko, tinatakpan pa ang dibdib.

7. Net – I get so annoyed every time I fetch my girls from school because I always see this parent who wears a pair of crocs, but doesn’t even bother to put moisturizer on her huge and very dry & toes.

8. No name – A woman next door who brags about all the new stuff she bought. And then tells the delivery truck to park on our driveway to make sure we don’t miss it.

9. Key-si – My prankster brother who always makes me gulat despite knowing that I have a heart condition. One time it was so bad that na-ospital pa ko. Annoying na, evil pa!

10. Tuna Belly -My sister-in-law na napakahilig magsuot ng hanging blouse. Tuloy, kitang-kita ang 3 layers of bilbil na punong-puno ng stretch marks.

11. No name – The model of Ellen’s, a facial center – can’t they find a younger m0del? Crappy advertising on their part.

12. Chocomallows – My boss. He loves implementing rules, tapos pag pinaalala mo sa kanya after a few weeks, sasabihin niya, “Sinabi ko ba yun?” Grrr!

13. Neodrums – My boss who scratches her butt all the time. A lot of people see her do it. The problem is, when she talks to somebody, she always shakes your hand or gives you a tap on the shouldr. Now I’m avoiding her, or when I talk to her, I make sure I’m at least 2 yards away.

14. TReiz – Fat guys who layer their shirts (DOUBLE SPORT SHIRTS!) and POP BOTH THEIR COLLARS! Not only do they stink when they sweat, they look garish!

15. PIXEL888 – Tricycle/pedicab drivers who counterflow in busy intersections causing more trafic. If you go to 168 mall you know what i mean. Even if you have the right of way, they still won’t back down.

16. Dudfer – Puyat nanaman dahil sa videoke ng kapitbhay na umabot hanggang madaling araw. They do this all week. I was praying na sumabog yung videoke machine nila. Pag tumama ako sa lotto, bibili ako ng sampung sound system at itututok ko sa kanila, 24/7!

17. Council – Annoying fat ladies who grab a lot of seat space in our ride, tapos pinapaupo pa ang kanyang bag. May bayad kaya yun?

18. Billie – I absolutly hate those people who send me chain email that threaten me with either death or religious beings. I find that insulting and a waste of my mail space. I wish those jerks had somethng better to do.

19. Natz – My yaya since 5th grade. She’s telling other people when we are not around that she is my father’s sister even if she’s not.

20. Shinobi – My mom! She texts and calls me everyday if I’m not home by 8pm. She still treats me like I’m 12 even if I have my own family.

21. Diemyrus – My driver always makes potpot to the car in front immediately after the light turns green.

22. No name – My officemate who farted inside the elevator then blamed me while everyone was listening.

23. Roger – Yung date ko sabi may MINDGRAIN daw sya.

24. Ms. Fickle – Drivers who break traffic rules tapos pag nahuli galit pang sasabihin, “Siraulong pulis ‘to, nagtatago!” Hellooo! They shouldn’t be breaking rules, with or without the police.

25. Mu_langot – Yung may-ari ng tindahan malapit sa clinic ko. Every single time I buy something, she asks for free meds. And one time, she told one patient to just drink pineapple juice rather than take the hypertensive medicine that I prescribed her.

26. Sen – People who nag me to become Born Again because I’ll go to hell if I don’t.

27. No name – My officemate. He always picks his nose. Tapos, makikigamit ng computer ko…

28. Joanna – Abusive beggars. They ask for, “pambili ng bigas”. And if you don’t give any, they will call you “madamot”.

29. No name – People who text like this: “Where na u?”/”Here na me.”

30. Daddy Popoy – My wife who tells me she has a headache just as I finish taking a shower and all “excited”.

31. Marian – A family member who said, “Akala mo kung sinong malinis at matino, eh tibo naman!”

32. Sebastian – My aunt charges my lola, her own mother, rent for the house that she only inherited from my lola as well! / Risha – My aunt who asked to get paid for taking care of her own mother.