The Best And The Rest 204

Oh dear, I LOVE having crushes. Even at my advanced stage of decomposition, I still get super crushes.  It makes me feel alive.  Even if I’m very much taken, I still indulge in harmless crushing.  So many cuties abound.  Most of them are secret though.  So I’d be mortified if they ever found out that I’m crushing on them.  Eek!

March 3, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say If You’re Crush Asks You: “Am I Your Crush?” – Astroboy

1. Tbone – “Feeling ka ha! Di ka naman kagandahan! Ang kapal ng mukha! Oo crush kita…”

2. Bulate Kid – “You’re not my crush…you’re my life.”

3. Jorik – “If I say yes, do I get a free taste?”

4. Boknoi – “Hello? Lumilipad ba ang mga ibon? Lumalangoy ba ang mga isda? Binugbog ba ni Chris Brown si Rihanna?”

5. Gooey Kablooey – “Crush, hindi. Sexy thoughts, oo.”

6. Michelangelo – “What answer would you like to hear?”

7. Specialist – “Yes, I do. You may now kiss the bride.”

8. SC – “Kiss muna…”

9. YJ – “Would it bother you if I said yes?”

10. SPY Shadow – “No, I just like watching you breastfeed.”

11. Loi Pogi – “Pare I’m not gay…bi-curious/straight tripper lang.”

12. DocRod – “Hon naman, debut na ng bunso natin mamaya, tinatanong mo pa rin yan?”

13. Tequila Rose – “Bakit, masama?”

14. Kamyla – “Di ko mawari, tila’y nasa pagitna ako ng bangungot at delubyo…”

15. Rvincent – “Dati, nung babae pa ang gusto ko.”

16. Red – “Maraming namamatay sa maling akala…”

17. Edric – “Anong crush-crush, TUWAD!”

18. Espeks – “Oh no, sex na ba’to?”

19. Loi Pogi – “Hinaan mo yang boses mo pare, baka marinig tayo ni misis…”

20. Pancakes – “If you were me and I were you, would you answer that question and admit to me that I’m your crush?”