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The Best And The Rest 184

Writer: goldenstateservicesj
goldenstateservicesj
Oct 7, 2009
3 min read

Poor blondes.  Lots of them are actually smart.  Besides, there really are just a few true blondes.  Most have dark roots.  They say real blondes have blond eyelashes and eyebrows.  And of course blond body hair…and blond…you know….

January 19, 2009 → The Top Ten Dumb Blonde Quotes

  1. Loipogi – How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

  2. Migz – How does a blonde’s brain cell die? It dies alone.

  3. Curt Smith – Right before a mammography: “Doc, tatanggalin ko ba panty ko?”

  4. Geyp – From Beauty & The Geek: “Oh my God, how did you know what I was thinking? You totally have ESPN!”

  5. Paulinec/Joltino/Astroboy – From Twilight: “What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.”

  6. Mr. Perk – The blonde patient was tiptoeing so the nurse asked why. She answered: “I didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.”

  7. His Airness – When a genuine blonde speaks her mind…she will be speechless.

  8. Bebang – When I asked a classmate: “Ano ba IQ mo?” Sagot niya: “Excuse me, 20/20 ako noh!”

  9. Jackfruit – A dumb blonde said: “I lost the swimming competition when we did the breaststroke. But the other girls cheated! They used their hands!”

  10. Specialist – What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme dumpme.

  11. Loipogi – Why is a blonde like a bottle? They’re both empty from the neck up.

  12. Loipogi – What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? Last year’s hide and seek winner.

  13. Loipogi/Astroboy – What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

  14. Astroboy – How do you know a blonde’s been using the computer? It’s got correction fluid all over the screen.

  15. Eylek – “Dela Hoya lost? I hope he wins during the replay.”

  16. Alias Pusa – A blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend: ” Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink?”

  17. Joey – A blonde on one side of the river shouts to another blonde on the other side: “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other blonde answered: “You ARE on the other side of the river!”

  18. Cutie Girl – Museum Curator: “That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.” Blonde: “Thank God! I thought I broke a brand new one!”

  19. Ian – Wat do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

  20. Loipogi – How would you know if there’s a blonde in a classroom? She erases her notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard.

  21. Marcodelachi – What would you do if a bl0nde throws a grenade at you? You pick it up, pull the pin, then throw the grenade back at her.

  22. Alias Pusa – What do you get when a naked blonde does a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.

  23. Alias Pusa – What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? When you smack a mosquito in the head it stops sucking.

  24. No name – A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escaped from prison. They saw 3 trash bins and each one hid in a trash bin. When the cops arrived, they kicked the brunette’s bin.  The brunette said: “Meow! Meow!” The police said: “Oh, it’s just a cat.” They kicked the redhead’s bin. The redhead said: “Arf! Arf!” The police said: “Oh, it’s just a dog.” Finally, they kicked the blonde’s bin. The blonde said: “Garbage! Garbage!”

 
 
 

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