The Best And The Rest 167

Anyone who’s been in a LOOONG-term relationship probably has an entry for this, anyone who’s stayed on long after the honeymoon stage, long after the novelty of romance and straight into the year after year challenge of staying together through the good and the bad.  You don’t have to be married to appreciate this sentiment.

December 15, 2008 → The Top Ten Before And After Marriage Quotes

1. Mark – Before: “And they lived happily ever after.” After: “The End.”

2. C.VanillaBen – Before: “Gising ka na? Kumain ka na? Love you.” After: “Hoy, gising! Kumain ka na! Batugan.”

3. Daddy Elmo – Before: “Amoy melon!” After: “Melon amoy…”

4. Rickyfo – Before: “Promise, mamatay man ako!” After: “Promise, mamatay man ang nanay mo!”

5. SC – Before: “Papakasalan kita sa kahit saang simbahan!” After: “Ipaa-annul kita sa pinakamalapit na abogado.”

6. G-lai – Before: “Sex? Thrice weekly.” After: “Sex? Tries weakly.”

7. Astroboy – Before: “Maraming syota.” After: “Maraming kabit.”

8. Sephulturero – Before: “Man talks, woman listens.” After: “Woman shouts, neighbors listen.”

9. Talisay – Before: “When I hold your hand, it is love.” After: “When I hold your hand, it is self-defense.”

10. Twylyt – Before: “Samahan kita mag-shopping!” After: “Magkita nalang tayo after 2 hours.”

11. Mr. Perk – Before: “Love never dies.” After: “Ayan, buhay pa rin ang tatay niyo…”

12. Carmine – Before: “Till death do us part is my promise.” After: “Till death do us part is my goal.”

13. Lolo Ben – Before: “Ang sarap!” After: “Ah syaraaap!”

14. Geyp/Astroboy – Before: “I will die without you!” After (death): “Sa wakas…tumigas din.”

15. Supergirl – Before: “Engagement ring.” After: “Suffering.”

16. Popoy Dad – Before: “Masbate.” After: “Panay.” (residence) 😉