top of page

The Best And The Rest 156

Jul 14, 2009
2 min read

One of the easiest to bungle up is responding to “I love you”, especially if the feeling is not mutual.  I remember being with someone I didn’t love (besides I was young then and infinitely immature), and I didn’t want to lie, so I found 101 ways to avoid saying “I love you too”.  I was told “I love you” so many times, but like the cad that I was, I thwarted each attempt with some lame change-of-topic or whatever.  If you’re wondering what I was doing being in a relationship with someone I didn’t love, I have two words for you: peer pressure.

November 21, 2008 → The Top Ten Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

  1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”

  2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”

  3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”

  4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

  5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”

  6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”

  7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”

  8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”

  9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”

  10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”

  11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”

  12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”

  13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”

  14. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”

  15. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”

  16. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”

  17. Paige – “No you don’t.”

  18. Martin – “But I love her…”

  19. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”

  20. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”

  21. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”

  22. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”

  23. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”

  24. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”

 
 
 

Comments


bottom of page