The Best And The Rest 15

This topic is close to many people’s hearts mainly because most people, at one point or another, has had their loved ones snatched away from them by some Jezebel with grubby talons. And for those people, the fantasy is to come face-to-face with those thieves of hearts and give them a piece of their mind.

February 12, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone Who Stole Your Man/Woman Away From You

1. No name/Jolly – “Ganun talaga ang basura, sinasalo ng plastic.”

2. Loipogi – “Dude, ang girlfriend ko straight ang hanap. Hindi straight… acting!”

3. Maximo – “Ang kapal ng mukha mo, ako ang bumayo, tapos ikaw ang kakain!”

4. Inday/Triggerhappy – “Tama pala ang mga bali-balita…na ipinagpalit ako sa isang pangit.”/”Di ako nagtataka kung ipinagpalit niya ako sa iyo. Yung mga katulad mo talaga ang weakness nya…yung mga…panget.”

5. Shenzumi/Mumay -“Hindi masarap ang tira-tirang ulam, pero sige, ibibigay ko sa iyo. Para naman makatikim naman ako ng ibang putahe.”

6. Gorgeous Bitch – “Hindi ka naman maganda. Siguro mayaman ka, kaya nagustuhan ka ng boyfriend ko.”

7. Kate Molds – “I forgive you. I surrender you to the Lord. Sana kunin ka na niya.”

8. Miumiu – “Good luck with your 25-year old uncircumcised mama’s boy.”

9. Inani Mas – Paliguan mo muna yan, baka ako ang malasahan mo…”

10. Tuna belly – “Fine. Sa iyo na rin ang herpes nya!”

11. Espeks -“para ka palang Eloys, mahilig sa pinaglumaan.”

12. Nurse JP – “Pare naman, humanap ka ng sarili mong ka-brokeback!”

13. SPY Shadow – “Sige, iyong-iyo na yang girlfriend ko, isaksak mo sa pancreas mo!”

14. Frederique – “Your chances are slim. Wish I could say the same about you.”

15. Espeks – “Sana nagsabi ka lang! Diba lahat naman ng ayaw ko na, sa ‘yo ko tinatapon?”

16. Zed – “Madapa ka sana! Una face.”

17. Mulangot – “You dug your grave…now lay in it.”

18. Rolyn – “Fine, take him! But you’ll regret it when his ugly old balls are on top of you.”

19. Dongster – “Para kayong movie: ‘Alien loves Predator’.”

20. Kapaw – “Dude, ok lang ba, parang tinikman mo na rin ako.”

21. Loipogi – “Sige ka, pag inagaw mo siya sa akin, isusumbong kita sa asawa niya!”

22. Hanazawa Rui – “Magsama kayo sa hell! Isama mo na rin ang nanay niyang devil!”

23. Manas – “Parang mo na ring kinain yung tinga ko.”

24. kingDOMS – “Isipin mo nalang na first time niya, para naman mag-enjoy ka…”

25. Adonis – “Bagay kayo. Ang isinuka ko, nilangaw mo.”

26. Chuchay – “ My husband told me he needed space. It seems you have a lot of space to offer: between your ears and between your legs.”