The Best And The Rest 129

See, even if I’m in Puerto Galera, I still do my duties and post! Hehehe…

September 25, 2008 → The Top Ten Statements That Put You In The Mood

1. Dru – Overheard behind a curtain in our clinic: “Okay iho, hubad…tuwad…hawakan ang dalawang pisngi…paghiwalayin.”

2. His Cuteness – “Hon, ‘shake well’ before using.”

3. Acer – “Sir…gusto niyo initin ko para mas masarap kainin?”

4. Gracia – “Gusto mo bang…isagad ko..?” (gas boy when gassing up)

5. Kid Bukid – Sexy neighbor when she buys in our store: “Kuya, magkano itlog mo?”

6. Automatic Allan – Whenever fastfood crew asks me, “Sir, malaki po ba yung sa inyo?”

7. Bilog – In a jeepney terminal: “Pasok lang ng pasok, maluwag yan!”

8. DirtyIceCream – “Homework ka ba? I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night!”

9. Curt Smith – From my wife: “Look Papi, I shaved it!”

10. Dru – In a chicken resto: “Sir, breast…or thigh?”

11. Boy Astig – When waitresses in restos say: “Thank you for coming!”

12. Big Penny’s Dad – When she says: “I invited a friend over to join us…”

13. Mr Perk – When our prof asks during an exam: “Well, is it hard?”

14. Junus – When the masseuse asks: “Sir, soft o hard?”

15. Mamangdriver – When my wife tells me: “Makakatikim ka sa kin!”

16. Bocaio – When I asked an applicant what position she was applying in, she said, “Kahit anong posisyon, basta makapasok.”

17. Jun13 – When an officemate goes: “Pa-blutut naman!”

18. Loi Pogi – Everytime someones says: “Two heads are better than one!”

19. Gerver – A hot fruit vendor: “Sir, dito ka na…mura pakwan sa kin…”