The Best And The Rest 121

In this golden age of mass media and internet and blogs and twitter and stuff, it’s sooo easy to start a fight.  Just visit ANY thread in any forum or any comments section of a blog, and you’ll see just how easy it is to inflame emotions in this age of everyone-having-an-opinion-and-wanting-to-say-them-out-loud.  So this barely scratches the surface.

September 9, 2008 → The Top Ten Statements That Will Start A Fight – V55

1. Oahm – “Alam mo, gabi na…pero amoy araw ka pa rin!

2. Rope 23 – On a bus, when the conductor asks for a smaller bill, just tell him, “Ang problema ko, pambayad. Ang problema mo, panukli.”

3. Paleng/Hiscuteness – “Ang mga ipin mo pala, parang exam: one seat apart.”

4. Alokacoke – “Aside from your face, anong problema mo?”

5. No name – “Try mo mag-isip, promise, hindi masakit!”

6. Homer – “Ateneo, bulok!”

7. Yummy – “Kung mamamatay ka bukas…bakit hindi pa ngayon?”

8. Chun Yang – “Ang liit na, supot pa!”

9. Dru – “Naka-iphone ka nga, prepaid naman.”

10. SC – “Kung totoo na ang tao galing sa unggoy…bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?”

11. Rovick Rovivrus – “Pag katabi mo yung girlfriend mo, nagmumukha kang magsasaka. Kasi yung girlfriend mo, mukhang kalabaw.”

12. Niccolo – “Yung hininga mo ba, inborn? Kasi amoy inbornal eh!”

13. No name – Pag may tumawag sa iyo na pangit, sabihin mo lang, “Ugly, starts with ‘U’.”

14. Psyvels – “Ano bang gusto mo, away o gulo?”

15. Maximo – Pag pinagbintangan ni misis si yaya na nagnakaw ng panty niya, at sasabihin ni yaya na, “Ati, hindi ako nagpa-panty! Pramis, itanong mo pa kay Koya!”

16. Jose de vengenge – “The trouble with you, is that you have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!”

17. Vi – To a couple with their newborn baby: “Ba’t ganun? Ang ganda mo, ang guwapo ng asawa mo…pero mukhang unggoy ang baby niyo!”

18. Euniz/Isenhart – “May istura ka…mula ulo, mukhang paa!”