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The Best And The Rest 12
This hypothetical Top Ten is either a fantasy or a nightmare, depending on how much of a perv or a prude you are. It’s obviously not to be taken seriously.
February 4, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say If You Woke Up With A Stranger In Your Bed
Tuna Belly – “Pare, no eating in bed, please.”
No name – It happened few years ago. I woke up with my auntie and her fiancé on my bed. I was startled. The weird thing was, I told them, “Masarap yung ice cream, lalo na yung double dutch.”
YñaKì – “Whatever happened last night. . .let’s do it again, please?”
Loi Pogi – “‘Tol, nasaan ako? Kaninong kama ‘to? Sino ka? Bakit ang tamis ng ngiti mo?”
Humdinger – “Ay, kabayo! Ay, tao pala! (pause) “Ayyyyy…kabayo nga…”
Sinigang na Bangus – “Want a fastbreak before breakfast?”
Yagami Light – “Anong ginagawa mo sa kama ko? Anong sori-sori? Halika dito, at gawin mo na ang dapat mong gawin!”
Bebang – “Hey, wat ar yo doeng hir? Wek ap! Yor nat koya!”
Jomay – Hi, I’m Jomay. And you’re gorgeous.”
Loi Pogi – “Gusto mo ulitin natin, para we won’t be strangers anymore?”
edarevalo.net – “Uy, gising na, tapos na group project natin! Time for the oral defense!”
Cheyenne – “Hey, how did you get in? Did you enter through my ‘backdoor’?”
Erickson – “Naku, ang dumi-dumi ko na! Marumi na ako! Linisin mo ko! Hugasan mo ko! Sabunin mo ko! Punasan mo ko! Pulbusan mo ko!”
Frederique – “Hi, so how do you want ur eggs?”
Makix – “Bastos ka! Manyak! So ano, next week ulit?”
Loi Pogi – “Pulis ka ba? Eh bakit ka nanunutok? At ano bang nagawa ko sa ‘yo kagabi at galit na galit ka pa rin?”
Greg – “Pag di mo binitawan yang joystick ko, hahawakan ko yang wii-wii mo!”
Stu – “Happy birthday to youuuuuuuu! Okay, blow!!!”
Mr. Perk – “Pare, may nangyari ba? Wala? Ba’t wala?”
Virgil – “Boss, bakit kagabi babae ka?”
Rachel Leigh – “Ano bang ginawa natin? Ano pa? Talaga? Eh ano naman ginawa ko tapos nun?”
Humdinger – “Siguro naman, ia-add mo na ko sa friendster mo…”
Vi – “Ano yan, butete?”
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