The Best And The Rest 107

I don’t have a real EX, ex, since none of my past formal relationships lasted long than 3 months, and the relationships that did last longer, were not really formal.  So technically, I don’t really have a long-term ex.  I fel guilty about them, actually, since I was the sleazebag in those unions.  Oh well, I’m just glad I survived them without too many casualties in our wake.

August 15, 2008 → The Top Ten Quotes From An Ex

1. Dejhavu – “Kung babalikan mo ko, magiging straight na ulit ako!”

2. No name – “Even lovers need a holiday from each other.”

3. Mermaid – “Alam mo, I knew I didn’t love you, when I realized na mas nami-miss ko pa mga goldfish ko kesa sa iyo.”

4. Young Mom – When I saw my ex with his new girl, he told me, “Hayaan mo na kami!”

5. Ice Cream – When I found out that my ex was having an affair with someone in his office, I asked him if he ever loved me at all.  His answer: “Mahal naman kita, hindi nga lang 100 percent!”

6. No name – On the day we broke up, we were arguing about his ex.  When he finally asked me, “Who do you think you are?” I answered, “Your newest ex.”

7. Lara – I told my ex on the day we broke up: “Diba sabi mo mamamatay ka pag nawala ako sa iyo? Puwes, mawawala na ako sa iyo…”

8. Nenengsky/Hotsauce33 – A week before he broke up with me, my ex said, “Bakit hindi man lang tayo nag-aaway? Masyadong smooth ang flow. Boring.”

9. Quasi – “Why buy a cow if you can get free milk?”

10. Maynman – My friend’s ex wife told him through text: “When I get home, don’t be there.”

11. Louisa – “The problem with you is you love me too much.”

12. Paolo – “Sori pare, wag ka mag-alala, ikaw ang best man sa kasal ko…”

13. No name – From my ex-husband: “Nanghihinayang ako sa pinalamon ko sa yo ng sampung taon.”

14. Dejhavu – “Ikaw ang pinakamahal kong sakit ng ulo.”

15. chalk&coffee – “What part of ‘I can’t do this’ is not clear?”

16. No name – “I can’t marry you because you have asthma.”

17. Mars – “Baby…naka-buntis ako…”

18. Big Max – “Masakit lang ito sa simula…”

19. Loves1727 – “If I had you back, I’d never let you go again.”

20. Lukaret – “Ang hirap kasi sa yo, parang ayaw mo ng may nagmamahal sa yo!”

21. Nona – When my then boyfriend was explaining why he chose to be with the girl he got pregnant instead of me, he said: “Kasi ikaw isa ka lang na masasaktan. Sila dalawa.”

22. Gorgeous Bitch – “Nakakapagod kang mahalin.”

23. Disney Princess – When my ex said that if he quantified his feelings for me it w0uld be, “20% love, 80% awa.”

24. THEA GAL – “Alam mo, gusto kita. Pero, okay lang ba sa iyo na dalawa kayo?”

25. Menard – “Sa lahat ng naging boyfriend ko, ikaw ang may pinakamalaking torotot!”

26. Jose de vengenge – When my ex told me: “Di ka na makakahanap ng katulad ko!” I told her: “Eh sino ba nagsabi sa iyong katulad mo ulit ang hahanapin ko?”

27. Mr. Perk – After a fight and him not talking to me for days, I said: “Sa susunod, sabihan mo muna ako na hindi mo ko kakausapin!”