Sick Note.

Having contracted a malady with all the invasive courtesy of a serrated knife, I’ve been disposed in apathetic entropy for most of today. My scheduled review of Uncharted 4’s multiplayer beta has since been delayed due to this enervating affliction. I’m bunged up, and as congested as….ugh I can’t even think of an appropriately humorous analogy to conclude that sentence other than having my temporary nasal inflammation causing a muffled, congested tone to my voice leading to a resonating quality and ending sentences with a tenuous “nnnng”! Any Cognizant thought I have is promptly interrupted by a piercing sneeze, exalting viscous sinus fluids that, well I won’t elaborate on that! I’m currently placating this burden with some much needed repose on the sofa with some closely contested skirmishes in the Witcher 3. So if you don’t mind I’m going back to sleep. Good afternoon.