Puke Fiction

Graded on levels of 1) disgusting, 2) funny, and 3) disturbing, here are your top 10 vomit scenes in movies: 

10. (1995)

• Disgusting: 4

• Funny: 7

• Disturbing: 0[If there was an “interesting” rating, this would be at least an 8. Space spew is a thing to behold.]

9.

(1993)

• Disgusting: 7

• Funny: 7

• Disturbing: 3

8. (2004)

• Disgusting: 6

• Funny: 0

• Disturbing: 8

7. (2004)

• Disgusting: 10

• Funny: 5 [Some would have this at a 10. I just wasn’t digging it.]

• Disturbing: 6

6. (2022)

• Disgusting: 10 [I continue to be impressed by how real they make it in this movie. Still gross…]

• Funny: 7

• Disturbing: 7

5. (2015)

• Disgusting: 10

• Funny: 0

• Disturbing: 10

4. (2009)

• Disgusting: 5

• Funny: 10

• Disturbing: 0

3. (1973)

• Disgusting: 8 [Some would say it’s a 10 here, but considering its age and, therefore, its ability to make it look real, it can be taken down a notch or two.]

• Funny: 0

• Disturbing: Between 5-10 [Depending on the viewer’s beliefs in the supernatural.]

2. (1986)

• Disgusting: 6 [Some would say it’s more disgusting than this, but like #3, in some scenes you see how fake it is.]

• Funny: 9

• Disturbing: 0

1. (2011)

• Disgusting: 7

• Funny: 11!

• Disturbing: 1 [I don’t find it disturbing at all, but if anyone’s about to attend a wedding party meal, it could be. Hence, the 1 rating.]

It’s not a spoiler to say that vomit has anything to do with our movie of the week. It’s an element of the plot, but its level of disgusting is low, and level of disturbing is a big, fat 0. So no warnings of queasiness for viewers is issued here.

Congratulations . This is your week.

Best Actress:

Rita Moreno as Valentina in

Best Actor: Christopher Plummer as Harlan Thrombey in

Best Quote: “I can’t believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.” – Constance Wu as Rachel Chu in

Impressive Septuagenarians, Octogenarians, and Nonagenarians in Movies:

• Maggie Smith, (2011), age 77. Currently age 88.

• Alan Arkin, (2012), age 78. Currently age 89.

• Al Pacino, The Irishman (2019) and Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood (2019), age 79. Currently age 83.

• Alan Alda, Marriage Story (2019), age 83. Currently age 87.

• Gloria Stewart, Titanic (1997), age 87. Deceased at age 100.

• Judy Dench, (2021), age 87. Currently 88.

• Michael Caine, (2020), age 87. Currently 90.

• Robert Duvall, (2018), age 87. Currently 92.

• Christopher Plummer, (2019), age 90. Deceased at age 91.

• James Earl Jones, (2021), age 90. Currently 92.

• Rita Moreno, (2021), age 90. Currently 91.

• Lisa Lu, (2018), age 91. Currently 96.

• Dick van Dyke, (2018), age 91. Currently 97.