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Ode to the Cooks

Jul 13, 2015
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CLICK ABOVE TO PLAY MUSICMusic – “My Favorite Things (Karaoke Version Instrumental Only)” from Just Tracks: Sing the Hits of Rodgers and Hammerstein Hits by Studio Musicians. Released: 2009

Sing along with the Karaoke version of “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music”!

Chow Chow and Chow Mein and beards on the mussels Dull dingy pots and the daily stove hustles Sticky cookbooks with the stains of soy sauce, Oh what to cook, I am just at a loss!

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Burnt fettuccini and too salty biscuits Sauce that is tasteless and bordering on viscous Soufflés that fall flat and jams that won’t gel, Oh my goodness, I’m cooking in hell!

Frostbitten turkey and five year old cookies You would have thought that the cook was a rookie Mold on the rye bread and ketchup turned black This chef should surely be given the sack!

When the clock strikes and the smoke clears When my food is bad I simply remember I used to cook well And then, I don’t feel so sad!

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