My PS4, Myself And My Dignity

“How did this get through my letter box?”

“Oh…My…Goodness. It’s a PS4! I thought it was that Toaster I ordered.”

“Yes, I agree. The economic austerity shouldn’t diminish the injection of money into NHS.”

“Ha Ha Ha! Oh you. 8 core x86-64 amd indeed!”

“Now you see, this is why you’ll never play Call Of Duty.”

“I just can’t fight this feeling any more…..”

“Subtle seducer. I’ve still got it.”

“Ha Ha Ha! Look at that. Xbox One…Ha Ha Ha

“Ssssshhhhh. It’s had a long day.”

“Time to recharge….”

“And I mean both of us.”

No consoles were harmed in the making of this article. Nor were any sexually harassed. I appreciate your concern. Thank you.