Moon in Scorpio (1987)

Director: Gary Graver

Starring: Britt Ekland, John Phillip Law, William Smith

Ex-soldiers on a yachting trip run into the ghosts of victims of a massacre.

Despite numerous bad reviews I still for some reason decided to watch ‘Moon in Scorpio’. I should have listened to those reviews…

‘Moon in Scorpio’ is another movie where I didn’t care one bit about anyof the characters. It was also hard to tell who the protagonist or antagonist is. The incoherent script is really bad, the dialogue is bad, and it was very badly acted, as well.

‘Moon in Scorpio’ is all over the place with too much going on that wasn’t interesting at all. In fact, the film was slow and boring. The events of the fateful nights aboard a yacht is revealed through retellings of Linda (Britt Ekland), who is in police custody. Ekland was unconvincing and I couldn’t really make out whether she was making up a story, or actually telling the truth. Truth is, I couldn’t care less. This was a complete waste of time and a film I’d like to forget, but probably will remember for how bad it is. It also has an abrupt ending without motivation for what happened. Ugh…!

Would I watch it again? No.