Media “gag” summit

Before we start here is an article on how the team will be picked at Trials. Read.laugh.laugh louder.

“They’re not just taking the top five in the all-around,” Liukin said. “It really is a puzzle, and hopefully they’ll pick the best team to win a gold medal. With my two strongest events, bars and beam, I hope I can play a role to help the team, but besides my gymnastics, I have a few things going for me — but I can’t rely on them. That is no way to make an Olympic team. Living in Dallas, everywhere I go, people are like, ‘You won the gold medal. You have to make this team.’ But that’s not how it works. Your past accomplishments don’t matter. All that matters is how you perform today.”

Rolling eyes. Past accomplishments don’t matter unless they get me a free pass to avoid all camps at will because I am the damn queen, yawn.

Media “gag” summit

Pictures at Getty-images I take it back Nastia is still a little fuller through the middle.

Would it kill her to do something with that hair? She looks liek she woke up and just went.

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Nastia has taken a day out of her busy training schedule to grace us with her presence at yet another not training related gym event.

I wonder if Alicia knows Nastia is trying to steal her only asset to this team besides vault, team leader.

If I was Sarah this is where I would put a picture of a half naked drunk women gagging over a toilet. I would put a link to Sarah’s blog but I think she is still trying to keep the crazies away. MAYBE , SOMEday, she will come back here and post but whatever.

I seriously cannot add a picture to this blog of Nastia or I will be the one at the toilet so here is a link.

Team Leader Nastia. Kind of ironic that these girls that seem to love the phony so much are so clueless to the fact that if she has this super bar routine one of them will be staying home. I didn’t realize hooker shoe’s were back in again but Nastia thinks so. I will admit that even though the angle of this picture is flattering Nastia looks to be in gymnast shape. Than again it could be the hooker shoe illusion.

Shawn picture. She doesn’t look to me that she is even training anymore. She looks kind of stumpy in this picture. It could just be the angle and for a human she looks amazing. As a gymnast she looks, College.

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Gabby, Skinny girl. Eat a damn cookie little girl.

This is why I CANNOT STAND Dominique Dawes. She only comes out in Olympic years to get attention and idiots like Jonathon Horton oblige. Maybe growing up out of a gym gives me a better sense of street life but when someone only pays attention to you when they can gain attention. This means they are only here to live off your fame.

US Olympic Committee ‏ @USOlympic

.@J_Horton11 told @dominiquedawes “The reason I want that team gold medal is because you got one.” #MediaSummit http://twitpic.com/9l0kso

Mckayla on a computer screen.

Jordyn with a black screen.

According to someone in the comment section Alicia chose to stay home. If that is the case, GOOD FOR HER. At least this proves she is serious.

Michelle Obama, the first lady (hopefully for only a few more months) giving a speech. I guess the president couldn’t make it. Too busy wasting our tax money on souping up air force one for campaigning on MY dime maybe? That’s another blog. (Jordyn and John O are in the picture too) Apparently Mrs President mentioned John in her speech.

and last but certainly not least,

If you want to laugh here is a hysterical quote by Nastia. It made me laugh and you get another view of her hooker shoes.

Olympic champion @NastiaLiukin “I never want to leave the gym feeling like I could have done more.”

aHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO WAIT! This was the funny quote. This is the one that made me Laugh Out Loud. Really , this one is funny. Watch out Alicia.

US Olympic Committee ‏ @USOlympic

.@NastiaLiukin has told @USAGym hopefuls about her Olympic experience. “I want to be helpful to them.” #TeamUSA #MediaSummit #AskTeamUSA