Let The Game Collection Begin!
Out of pure curiosity I decided to begin expanding my modest game collection, fuelling my already habitual need to fill those pesky storage gaps on the shelves. I’ve accumulated a rather expansive library over the years, largely consisting of PlayStation games and it’s various iterations, utilising my antisocial behaviour effectively but sadly deficient in many of my childhood endeavours. Most of the classic games I played as a younger man are safely secured in my mother’s loft, with an estimated value of roughly £10 trillion (at least by my standards). As ever I, being the concerned son that I am felt obliged to appropriate this collection of clutter from my mother’s house. Yet despite my gracious and fervent protestations to procure them my mother, having technically purchased the majority of these games…..that by rights should have reverted to me!…..*cough* excuse me, declined my generous offer. So until I can deploy an elaborate scheme to acquire them without her consent, all I’m missing is peppers, paint, a camel suite and a copy of Time Out magazine to accomplish it, I felt it was time to branch out on my own and I’ve got to say that logistically speaking it’s very difficult to begin.
You immediately attempt to acquire those obscure titles you have vague recollections of as a kid. “Oh yeah I need to get that one with the corpse, mummy…..thing that threw skulls, or something? Or the one with the Coca-Cola insignia on a beach that exposes crustaceans underwear, wore trendy sunglasses and was a complete commercial whore?” These primitive notions emphasis you’re puerile affection and incentives, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. You certainly don’t want to be making random purchases that share no affinity with you’re nostalgic predilections, but at the same time it makes things rather more difficult, by which I mean expensive. After you’ve isolated what platform you wish to start a collection, which is no easy feat and determined what games specifically you wish to bolster you’re collection, you then have to decide precisely what it is you want from the games. I know you’re probably nodding courteously the way a parent humours a child talking about a monster hiding under the bed, but hear me out.

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