Laugh Out Loud Movie Quotes, Take 2

It’s been 5 years, time for some more! We’ll start with some good ol’ Zach Galifianakis…

Peter Highman: Why are your father’s ashes in a coffee can? Ethan Tremblay: Because he’s dead, Peter. – Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifiniakis in Due Date (2010)

“Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few Band-Aids on your nipples!” – Dave Harken in Horrible Bosses (2011)

“You’re like a double threat. Brains… and you’re British.” – Ryan in Game Night (2018)

Wise Man #1: We are three wise men. Brian’s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me.” – John Cleese and Terry Jones in Life of Brian (1979)

“I got off that boat with nothing but my dancers belt and a tube of CHAPSTICK!” – Christopher Guest as Corky St. Clair in Waiting for Guffman (1996)

Three Amigos!

Interregator

: Every minute you don’t tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger. Emmett: Mine or yours? Interregator: Yours. Emmett: Damn! – Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us (1985)

“Sid, you’re gonna have a family too someday. You’re gonna meet a nice girl, with… with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell…” – Ray Romano as Manny in Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

“I want to apologize. I’m not even confident on which end that came out of.” – Melissa McCarthy as Megan in Bridesmaids (2011)

“Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin’ #$&! about Joanie?” – Elisa Donovan as Cambi in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

“Your farts aren’t manly… They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.” – Mark Wahlberg as Terry Holtz in The Other Guys (2010)

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me. Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you’ll meet the right girl and all that will change. — Steve Guttenberg and G.W. Harris in Police Academy (1984)

“What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?” – Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs (1987)

“Dixon, you g****** a******. I’m in the middle of my g****** Easter dinner… Sorry, kids.” – Woody Harrelson as Willoughby in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)

Honey: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night? Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night. – Dana Carvey and Kim Basinger in Wayne’s World 2 (1993)

“Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.” – Jeff Bridges as The Dude in The Big Lebowski (1998)

“Look, I don’t care what the telly says, all right? We *have* to get out of here. If we don’t they’ll tear us to pieces, and that is really going to exacerbate things for all of us.” – Simon Pegg as Shaun in Shaun of the Dead (2004)

“The ratio of people to cake is too big.” – Milton Waddams in Office Space (1999)

“You’re a loud kisser, and it’s gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin’ the jelly out of a donut.” – Melissa McCarthy as Susan Cooper in Spy (2015)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.” – Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

“You know, there’s like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.” – Jon Heder as the title character in Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

“Husband? Wait… what was all that ‘one in a million’ talk?” – Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber (1994)

“If we get any more white people in here this is gonna be a suburb.” – Queen Latifah as Motormouth Maybelle in Hairspray (2007)

“C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick ’em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.” – Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes (1981)

“I really hope that those guys don’t kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house.” – Taika Waititi as Viago in What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

“Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.” – Russell Crowe as Jackson Healey in The Nice Guys (2016)

Congratulations The Nice Guys. This is your week.

And the Oscar goes to…

Best Actress:

Mary McCormack as Donna Biebe in Mystery Alaska

Best Actor: Denzel Washington as Frank Lucas in American Gangster

Best Quote: “This is hockey, ok? It’s not rocket surgery.” – Mike Myers as Donnie Shulzhoffer in Mystery Alaska

I found this article on CBC.ca that some of you may find interesting. It’s about actors who have Down syndrome who are gaining momentum in representation in their line of work. Here is is: “I’m Proving Everyone Wrong”