Laugh Out Loud Movie Quotes 2½

Three years ago I made a list of movie quotes that have given me the most laughs. And I think that dealing with a pandemic is perhaps the best reason to do this again. I hope you enjoy…

“Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.” — Michael Palin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

“We would like to invite you to no longer live with us.” — Rebel Wilson, Bridesmaids (2011)

A Mighty Wind

“This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.” — John Goodman, The Big Lebowski (1998)

“Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?” — Bill Murray, What About Bob? (1991)

“My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.” — Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat: Cultural Learnings of American for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

“What’s your superpower? Cultural appropriation?” — Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool 2 (2018)

“I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.” — John Candy, Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

“I look like someone’s homophobic aunt!” — Melissa McCarthy, Spy (2015)

“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.” — Will Ferrell, The Other Guys (2010)

“Does this suit make me look fat?” ◆ “No, your face does.” — Chris Farley and David Spade, Tommy Boy (1995)

“We gotta go down to the religious supply store, we gotta get ourselves a couple of gallons of holy water, my cousin Jerry’s a priest, he can get us a deal!” — Rick Ducommun, The ‘Burbs (1989)

“I danced before Napoleon. No, Napoleon danced before me. As a matter of fact, he danced 200 years before me.” — Groucho Marx, Duck Soup (1933)

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!” — Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

“I was born a poor black child.’ — Steve Martin, The Jerk (1979)

“It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!” — Leslie Nielson, The Naked Gun (1988)

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” — Rick Moranis, Spaceballs (1987)

“You sucked my arm off!” — Adam Driver, Logan Lucky (2017)

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.” ◆ “Hit it.” — Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, The Blues Brothers (1980)

“I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein.” — Charlize Theron, Long Shot (2019)

And one for the special season of the year…

“SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA’S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!” — Will Ferrell, Elf (2003)

Congratulations A Night at the Roxbury. This is your week.

And the Oscar goes to…

Best Actress:

Loni Anderson as Barbara Butabi in A Night at the Roxbury.

Best Actor: Dan Ayroyd as Elwood in The Blues Brothers.

Best Quote: “Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin’ @$#% about Joanie?” — Elisa Donovan as Cambi in A Night at the Roxbury.

“Later dudes.” — Chevy Chase, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)