I Am Bread “Toasting” It’s Way Onto Your Phone.

Yeah Ok, I realise my wheat inspired pun doesn’t make any sense but when it comes to bread jokes its best to use your “loaf” and “spread” this kind of material out. In any case the “crust” of this article concerns the intrepid endeavours of a slice of bread that ventures off to (en)”crust” its perpendicular tenement by any calcifying means necessary. And now its available on your phone, so I hope your…..uh…..”bready?” Ok I think I’ve exhausted all of my wheat meal related jokes now. “Crumbs”.

I am Bread tells the epic story of one slice of bread’s journey as it embarks on a quest to become toast. Take the intrepid slice of bread on a journey from its natural confines of the kitchen, through the home of an unsuspecting owner and into the outside world. This bread will boldly be going where no other bread has gone before! I am Bread has had a total control system redesign for iPad and iPhone to give you the smoothest, most intuitive, bread control scheme yet. With an added tutorial mode, and updated grading system to perfect your bready technique, this game can be enjoyed by all, even those with a gluten-free diet. Head on an emotional adventure across eight levels, taking bread throughout the house and then venturing outside into the garden and beyond for some serious loafing around.

“I AM BREAD” is available now on i-phone and i-pad now. Who know’s, you could be as happy as this guy…..

Photo credit: David Parry/PA Wire

Photo credit: David Parry/PA Wire

Photo credit: David Parry/PA Wire